"The show has enriched and, in some cases, helped save lives. I look forward to the opportunity to continue working on a project that has so much significance to so many." - David Hasselhoff, discussing Baywatch.
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
"I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever." - Jennifer Love Hewitt
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone
"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra." - Britney Spears
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” - Keanu Reeves
- Kathleen Turner
"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me." - Lindsay Lohan
"All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through." - R. Kelly, talking about his arrest for having sex with a minor.
"I don't really remember the names of the clubs we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, when asked if he visited the Parthenon during a trip to Greece.
"I find these sorts of polls hindering to my career. I'm an actress, not a sex object, and should be treated as such." - Scarlett Johansson, annoyed at being voted world's most beautiful woman.
"I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears
"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me." - Monica Lewinsky on Larry King Life, discussing weight loss
"Lets get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Lets get THAT straight. Crack is whack." - Whitney Houston
"I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five." - Mick Jagger (I guess he changed his mind long ago)
"To me, it's not rocket surgery. It's very simple to put together. And as far as hurt feelings and water under the dam, like what's-her-name says to what's-her-name at the end of the movie 'Chicago' -- 'So what? It's showbiz!' So I definitely see it happening." - David Lee Roth
"Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties." - Jessica Simpson
"Why would they do that? Wouldn't they think it was kind of painful?" - Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers
"I think I am my mom. We're so similar, she even looks like me." - Lindsay Lohan
"I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them." - Russell Crowe
"When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people." - Billy Bob Thornton