Monday, March 24, 2008

Obscenely Named Austrian Town Of The Day

One of the towns in last week's list of great place names was Fucking, Austria. My cajun homey Willie sends along further info on this happy burg.







Amanda noticed this pic on Snopes.com and found it funny. Snopes says, "The second sign carries the hilarity even further: 'Bitte -- nicht so schnell!' is German for, 'Please -- not so fast!' (Evidently this type of sign is a commonplace reminder in those parts for drivers to keep their speed down to protect children, but the unintended double meaning in this case is particularly amusing.)"


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Collective Nouns For Animals

A cool idea from Amy The Mom: odd names for groups of various animals. Not an all-inclusive list, of course, but just of the more unusual ones.

A shrewdness of apes
A pace of asses
A rumpus of baboons
A congress of baboons
A culture of bacteria
A cete of badgers
A battery of barracudas
A shoal of bass
A sleuth of bears
A grist of bees
A volery of birds
A sounder of boars
An obstinacy of buffalo
A clutter of cats
A bed of clams
A quiver of cobras
A rag of colts
A cover of coots
A kine of cows (twelve cows are a flink)
A band of coyote
A sedge or siege of cranes
A bask of crocodiles
A dule of doves
A paddling of ducks
A convocation of eagles
A gang of elks
A mob of emus
A charm of falcons
A fesnyng of ferrets
A draught of fish
A skulk of foxes
An army of frogs
A totter/tower of giraffes
A husk of hares
A kettle of hawks
An array of hedgehogs
A hedge of herons
A thunder of hippos
A bloat of hippos
A smack of jellyfish
A troop of kangaroos
An intrigue of kittens
An ascension of larks
A leap (leep) of leopards
A tiding of magpies
A sord of mallards
A labor of moles
A troop of monkeys
A barren of mules
A parliament of owls
A company of parrots
A pandemonium of parrots
A covey of partridges
An ostentation of peacocks
A bouquet of pheasants
A rhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness of ravens
A conspiracy of ravens
A crash of rhinos
A shiver of sharks
A host of sparrows
A dray of squirrels
A murmuration of starlings
A mustering of storks
A lamentation of swans
A doylt of swine
An ambush of tigers
A hide of tigers
A knot of toads
A durante of toucans
A hover of trout
A rafter of turkeys
A pitying of turtledoves
A bale of turtles
A pladge of wasps
A sneak of weasels
A gam of whales
A descent of woodpeckers

Guest List: Keva's Favorite Songs

From LOTD regular, Keva, who doesn't wear Teva.


These are just her favorites right now. Her all-time favorite is..

HERE

I also happen to know that she loves this song...

News Story Of The Day: 93% Talked About

I knew it.
Study: 93% Of People Talked About Once They Leave Room

The Onion

Study: 93% Of People Talked About Once They Leave Room

LOGAN, UT—From body odor to personal-life details, the groundbreaking study revealed a laundry list of things discussed once most people leave the room.


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Vid Of The Day: Pinch

Oops! A funny from Audra. Now 100 church dudes are gonna go home and do that to their wives and come back next Sunday with a black eye.

Vid Of The Day: My New Philosophy

Nice. Where was this when I was suffering through that whiny ass bitch Caillou with my kid?

Good stuff from Amanda.


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Flickr Groups

A small sampling of some of the special perversion interest photo groups available to you on Flickr.com. They really do have something for everyone.

Now drop to your knees and pray for the human race.

(Yes, these are real groups. Click any image, if you dare, for a closer look. Some group names and images are not safe for work.)




"Hate them so much you can't help but look?"






"Pretty crossdressed feet, shoes, pantyhose, legs, etc."



"This is not the 'crap in toilets' group. No feces..."



"Bush or armpits must be visible!"






1 for nasty, 2 for wrinkled, 3 for hairy, etc.



Not really anonymous anymore, are they?



"Take a seat and enjoy the girl next to you."



"Big natural breasts of mommy's or potential mommy's..." Well that narrows it down.



"Midgets, dwarves, dolls, clowns, creeps, pinheads and geeks!"









"Please, use your power for good, not for evil."






Giantess feet, or shrunken men feet? Or both?



"Here in Brazil they have big butt and great curves."






"Wives who spank their husbands are especially welcome."






"Foxy grandmas getting wild, yas em."



"No smooth asses."



How many of them are named Eileen?



"All about the sensuality of a woman peeing in her pantyhose or panties."



"Hello, suckers!"

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