I've posted this before but it deserves a replay. I love this guy (teacher and slam poet, Taylor Mali) and I love this video.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Everyone likes to hate on actresses who get old and fat, but you never hear much about celebrity men who do the same damn thing. Amanda, Dr. Toni and Nancy in New Mexico want to change that, so they sent me these pics. I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.
Val "Iceman" Kilmer has just signed on to star in the remake of The Hindenburg. As the Hindenburg.
The Governator, Ahnuld Schwarzenegger, whose gut now looks like the face of one of those talking trees in The Wizard Of Oz. Who knows what Arnold says when he leaves the buffet line with a plateful of food? C'mon, it's easy. First one to get the answer wins a prize.
Clint Eastwood. In all the confusion, he can't remember if he ate six Viagras or only five. (That's a movie reference - name it and you win a prize).
John Travolta, working on his diet. I bet that's not a Curves bar.
Pierce Brosnan, looking more like James Brown than James Bond.
Roger Moore. Ok, the dude is like 97. Let's cut him some slack. But I do hope he put some sunscreen on the top of his head.
Dick Gere. I bet his longtime gerbil companion appreciates the spacious new digs.
Rod Stewart - Jesus H. Christ, man. They should not sell Speedos to anyone over 65. Actually, they shouldn't sell Speedos to anyone under 65, either.
Update: Melissa wrote to say I forgot someone. Egads. Heeeeeeeeere's Jabba!
A rerun from the early days of LOTD... send yours to firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll do a new list.
I asked and you delivered. Your top fives, plus a "shocker" if you have one.
(Re: Jack and Will: "It's their humor. Even though they play the goofball, they are both very smart about it, and I love that.")
Britney (circa 2000)
Christina Ricci (circa 1998)
Alyssa Milano (circa 1992)
Lisa Rinna: "I don't know why. Must be something about her grotesquely modified face."
Joel McHale (The Soup)
(Says Mie, "You can pick which one is the shocker.")
Jon Krasinski (The Office)
Jared Leto (the My So-Called Life version, not the current version).
Shocker: Kid Rock
The Movie Guru
Shocker = Bernadette Peters
Keifer Sutherland x 5.
Shocker: Buck Owens
Shocker = Jeff Goldblum
Samantha Brown from Travel Channel
Anna Kournikova (Yeah, still)
Shocker - Sandra Bernhard
Carter Oosterhouse: "The builder guy that used to be on Trading Spaces. He's also made several guest appearances on The Today Show."
Orlando Bloom: "Tiny but sexy"
Scarlett Johansson: "Honey. Glazed. Donuts."
Kate Beckinsale: "Can she act? Who cares."
Gina Gershon - "45 never looked so good."
Jessica Alba - "That caboose should be against the law."
Zuleikha Robinson - "If you saw her in HBO’s Rome, you know why."
Cillian Murphy (I think he's just dreamy, excuse me while I gush...)
Christian Bale (do you think I like guys with accents? ;)
Catherine McCormack (Braveheart)
Shocker = The MILF-tastic Jean Smart
Adrian Grenier (Entourage)
Shocker = John C. Reilly ("he makes me laugh")
Shocker: Wendy Crewson ("She's one of those supporting actors you always see in movies but no one knows who she is. She's older but I've always liked her.) (great choice, billbo. I like Wendy too)