Video Of The Day: What Teachers Make

I've posted this before but it deserves a replay. I love this guy (teacher and slam poet, Taylor Mali) and I love this video.

Actors Gone To Seed

Everyone likes to hate on actresses who get old and fat, but you never hear much about celebrity men who do the same damn thing. Amanda, Dr. Toni and Nancy in New Mexico want to change that, so they sent me these pics. I suddenly feel a lot better about myself.


Val "Iceman" Kilmer has just signed on to star in the remake of The Hindenburg. As the Hindenburg.


The Governator, Ahnuld Schwarzenegger, whose gut now looks like the face of one of those talking trees in The Wizard Of Oz. Who knows what Arnold says when he leaves the buffet line with a plateful of food? C'mon, it's easy. First one to get the answer wins a prize.


Clint Eastwood. In all the confusion, he can't remember if he ate six Viagras or only five. (That's a movie reference - name it and you win a prize).


John Travolta, working on his diet. I bet that's not a Curves bar.


Pierce Brosnan, looking more like James Brown than James Bond.


Roger Moore. Ok, the dude is like 97. Let's cut him some slack. But I do hope he put some sunscreen on the top of his head.


Dick Gere. I bet his longtime gerbil companion appreciates the spacious new digs.


Rod Stewart - Jesus H. Christ, man. They should not sell Speedos to anyone over 65. Actually, they shouldn't sell Speedos to anyone under 65, either.

Update: Melissa wrote to say I forgot someone. Egads. Heeeeeeeeere's Jabba!


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Vid Of The Day: Love That Chair

From Harmony, who has sisters named Melody and Cacophony. Guess which one is the outcast?

Video Of The Day: Dancing Walrus

Shake it, fatty. From TheMovieGuru.

Your Top Fives

A rerun from the early days of LOTD... send yours to listoftheday@yahoo.com and I'll do a new list.

I asked and you delivered. Your top fives, plus a "shocker" if you have one.

Elizabeth (GA)

Denzel Washington
Keanu Reeves
Jeff Bridges
Jack Black
Will Ferrell
(Re: Jack and Will: "It's their humor. Even though they play the goofball, they are both very smart about it, and I love that.")




Steve Hatchett

Hayden Panettiere
Britney (circa 2000)
Christina Ricci (circa 1998)
Alyssa Milano (circa 1992)
Lisa Rinna: "I don't know why. Must be something about her grotesquely modified face."





Miellyn

Joel McHale (The Soup)
Vincent D'Onofrio
George Clooney
Beck
Seth Green
(Says Mie, "You can pick which one is the shocker.")




Kara

Matthew McConaughey
David Beckham
Blair Underwood
Jon Krasinski (The Office)
Jared Leto (the My So-Called Life version, not the current version).
Shocker: Kid Rock




Brian W.

Scarlett Johansson
Penelope Cruz
Jennifer Garner
Liz Hurley
Michelle Pfeiffer






The Movie Guru

Salma Hayek
Ashley Judd
Katherine Heigl
Isla Fisher
Keira Knightley
Shocker = Bernadette Peters





Vaniqua

Keifer Sutherland x 5.
Shocker: Buck Owens






Laura

Shocker = Jeff Goldblum






Spinderfella

Samantha Brown from Travel Channel
Liz Phair
Jenna Fischer
Anna Kournikova (Yeah, still)
Tina Fey
Shocker - Sandra Bernhard


Danna

Josh Hartnett
Carter Oosterhouse: "The builder guy that used to be on Trading Spaces. He's also made several guest appearances on The Today Show."
Matthew Fox
Orlando Bloom: "Tiny but sexy"
Johnny Depp





Blong

Scarlett Johansson: "Honey. Glazed. Donuts."
Kate Beckinsale: "Can she act? Who cares."
Gina Gershon - "45 never looked so good."
Jessica Alba - "That caboose should be against the law."
Zuleikha Robinson - "If you saw her in HBO’s Rome, you know why."




knitphomaniac

Cillian Murphy (I think he's just dreamy, excuse me while I gush...)
Jude Law
Christian Bale (do you think I like guys with accents? ;)
Brad Pitt
Vincent D'Onofrio



carymc

Kate Winslet
Monica Bellucci
Marisa Tomei
Catherine McCormack (Braveheart)
Erika Christensen
Shocker = The MILF-tastic Jean Smart


jilly

Benjamin Bratt
Ty Pennington
Andy Garcia
Clive Owen
Adrian Grenier (Entourage)
Shocker = John C. Reilly ("he makes me laugh")


billbo09

Angeline Jolie
Natalie Portman
Megan Fox
Uma Thurman
Eva Longoria
Shocker: Wendy Crewson ("She's one of those supporting actors you always see in movies but no one knows who she is. She's older but I've always liked her.) (great choice, billbo. I like Wendy too)