Thursday, March 6, 2008
Here's the story.
And the video. Brace yourself. Actually, on second thought, it's no worse than early rounds of "American Idol."
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” - Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” - Clarence Darrow
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” - Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” - Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.” - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.” - Winston Churchill’s response to George Bernard Shaw
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” - Stephen Bishop
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” - Irvin S. Cobb
“He had delusions of adequacy.” - Walter Kerr
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” - Mae West
“Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!” - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a dinner party
“Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!” - Winston Churchill’s response to Lady Astor
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas
“There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.” - Jack E. Leonard
“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” - Robert Redford
“He has Van Gogh's ear for music.” - Billy Wilder
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” - Oscar Wilde
“Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?”- Milton Berle
“Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.” - William Dean Howells
“I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” - Groucho Marx
“They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.” - Hunter S. Thompson
“You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.” - Jim Samuels
“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along.” - Groucho Marx
“I thought men like that shot themselves.” - King George V
“I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.” - Steven Pearl
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.” - Groucho Marx
“You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.” - Joe Orton
“There goes the famous 'good time that was had by all'.” - Bette Davis
“She's been on more laps than a napkin.” - Walter Winchell
“So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.” - Alan Bennett
"Two in the pink and one in... no, wait... one in the stink and three in the... uh... shit.. "
"I will give you 18 American dollars to kill me."
"My pants itch."
Which one is Spinderfella?
Fact: There have been no successful brother and sister acts since The Carpenters.
"Wait. I thought you had the key."
Fifty bucks says these guys play Emo
"Boyz II Your Rooms.. NOW!"
"How come the studio makes us use the back entrance when all the other bands get to go in the front?"
This band's name is Diskreetse Mango Trio. They are Danes, so we'll cut them some slack on the whole numbers thing.
Smell this. It's our new record.
Featuring Darryl "The Captain" Dragon on keyboards and Ann B. Davis on vocals
There are at least two guys in this photo receiving a "five feeler"
Sadly, Roger did not notice that Deandra was about to hork until it was too late. He can get another perm, but the pleather jacket is a goner
I always wondered what happened to The Human League.
It sure is hard to tell the Wilson girls apart since Ann got that gastric bypass surgery
Sex, drugs, and jeans shorts. Fuck yeah!
Undisputed: your band blows
The Cousin Its
Whoever they are, I bet they do "Gimme Three Steps."
Artie & The Hijinks made the company retreat a smashing success. Good fun and great music!
Topeka's only .38 Special and Genesis cover band!
"Where's that goddamed bus already?"
Ironically, Swab's amp caught on fire during "Smoke On The Water," killing them all.
Blew Man Group
Treble Tree only got through half a song before the audience attacked, forcing them to flee for their lives. (photo submitted by Wavehog)
Men who do housework may get more sex
By DAVID CRARY, AP National Writer
American men still don't pull their weight when it comes to housework and child care, but they're not the slackers they used to be.
The average dad has gradually been getting better about picking himself up off the sofa and pitching in, according to a new report which suggests the payoff for doing more chores could be more sex.
The report, released Thursday by the Council on Contemporary Families, summarizes that men's contribution to housework had doubled over the past four decades; another found they tripled the time spent on child care over that span.
"More couples are sharing family tasks than ever before, and the movement toward sharing has been especially significant for full-time dual-earner couples," the report says.
Joshua Coleman, a San Francisco-area psychologist and author of The Lazy Husband: How to Get Men to Do More Parenting and Housework, said equitable sharing of housework can lead to a happier marriage and more frequent sex.
"If a guy does housework, it looks to the woman like he really cares about her — he's not treating her like a servant," said Coleman, who is affiliated with the Council on Contemporary Families.
"And if a woman feels stressed out because the house is a mess and the guy's sitting on the couch while she's vacuuming, that's not going to put her in the mood."