Classic TV Show Open of The Day

Wow. I never watched this. Looks like I missed out on some seriously wacky hijinks. You'd think they would start locking the F-ing front door, all those people stumbling in.

103 Celebrity Jailbirds

From CelebrityCowboy.com. I can't vouch for the accuracy of all these, and some of these fugnuts have more arrests than are listed here. But you get the idea. Lots of potheads and wife-beaters in Hollywood.

1. O.J. Simpson - murder, armed robbery
2. Paris Hilton - DUI
3. Jack White (The White Stripes) - aggravated assault
4. Britney Spears - hit and run
5. Lindsay Lohan - DUI, cocaine possession
6. Mel Gibson - DUI
7. Christian Slater - assault
8. Tawny Kitaen - spousal abuse
9. Hugh Grant - lewd conduct (caught with a prostitute)
10. Johnny Cash - drug possession
11. Bill Murray - driving a golf cart while drunk
12. Vince Neil - vehicular manslaughter
13. Anna Nicole Smith - DUI
14. Hank Williams, Jr. - assault
15. Larry King - grand larceny
16. Vanilla Ice - assault
17. Yasmine Bleeth - drug possession
18. Lou Rawls - assault
19. Kimora Lee Simmons - marijuana possession
20. Nicole Richie - DUI
21. Robert Downey, Jr. - drug possession
22. Frankie Valli - skipping out on a motel bill
23. Kid Rock - assault, alcohol-related offenses
24. Michael Jackson - child molestation
25. Tracey Gold - DUI
26. Glenn Frey - drug possession
27. Tommy Lee - assault, inciting a riot
28. Trey Anastasio - DUI, drug possession
29. Steve McQueen - DUI
30. Nick Carter - DUI
31. Jay-Z - aggravated assault, carrying a concealed weapon
32. Sean “Diddy” Combs - gun possession, assault, bribery, others
33. Haley Joel Osment - DUI, marijuana possession
34. Charles Barkley - assault
35. John Popper (Blues Traveler) - marijuana possession
36. Amy Winehouse - marijuana possession
37. Jennifer Capriati - marijuana possession
38. Kirsten Storms ("General Hospital") -DUI
39. Natasha Lyonne - DUI
40. David Faustino ("Married... With Children") - marijuana possession
41. Tonya Harding - DUI, conspiracy
42. Rick Allen (Def Leppard's one-armed drummer)- assault
43. Kiefer Sutherland - DUI
44. Jude Law - assault (on paparazzi)
45. Uncle Kracker - sexual assault
46. Leif Garrett - drug possession
47. Rip Torn - DUI
48. Daniel Dae Kim ("Lost") - DUI
49. Winona Ryder - shoplifting
50. Kristy Swanson - assault
51. Jeffrey Jones (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) - solicitation of a minor for sexual purposes
    
52. Pete Doherty - numerous drug-related offenses
53. Shemar Moore ("The Young And The Restless") - DUI
54. George Clinton (Parliament) - drug possession
55. Scott Stapp (Creed) - reckless driving
56. Phil Spector - murder
57. Macaulay Culkin - drug possession
58. Tom Sizemore - drug possession, assault
59. Ty Pennington ("Extreme Makeover") - DUI
60. Brian Bonsall ("Family Ties") - assault
61. Naomi Campbell - assault
62. Bobby Brown - assault, DUI, many more
63. Ray Liotta - DUI
64. Joshua Jackson - assault
65. Ryan O’Neal - assault with a deadly weapon (on his son)
66. Yanni - domestic abuse
67. Snoop Dogg - drug possession, firearms, more.
68. Dudley Moore - spousal abuse
69. 50 Cent - drug dealing
70. Boy George - drug possession
71. Al Pacino - carrying a concealed weapon
72. Nick Nolte - DUI
73. Frank Sinatra - adultery
74. Ja Rule - gun and drug possession
75. Foxy Brown - assault
76. Michael Vick - animal cruelty
77. Rush Limbaugh - "doctor shopping" to acquire prescription drugs illegally
78. Wynonna Judd - DUI
79. Ted Nugent - violating fire code by shooting a flaming arrow onstage
80. Don King - murder, arson, selling drugs, weapons possession, manslaughter
81. Bill Gates - failure to produce a driver's license
82. George Carlin - disorderly conduct, obscenity
83. Dennis Hopper - reckless driving, leaving an accident scene
84. James Brown - spousal abuse
85. Jane Fonda - drug smuggling, assault on a police officer
86. Keanu Reeves - DUI
87. Matthew McConaughey - resisting arrest, marijuana possession
88. Vince Vaughn - assault
89. Glenn Frey - drug possession
90. Pee-Wee Herman - public masturbation, possession of child pornography
91. Woody Harrelson - disorderly conduct
92. Mischa Barton - DUI, drug possession
93. Zsa Zsa Gabor - assault on a police officer
94. David Crosby - handgun possession
95. Sid Vicious - murder
96. Mick Jagger - fighting with a photographer
97. Tim Allen - drug possession, DUI, dealing drugs
98. Nikki Sixx - inciting a riot
99. Dennis Rodman - felony burglary
100. Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) - assault, drug possession, DUI
101. David Bowie - marijuana possession
102. Mickey Rourke - spousal abuse
103. Glen Campbell - DUI

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Rerun of an LOTD favorite. It won't be easy, but try to stick with it long enough to witness the interpretive dance.

Baby Care Tips Of The Day

I think Reenie used all of these on her kids at one time or another.