Friday, February 15, 2008

Variety Headline Of The Day

LOTD fan Scott sends this chuckler from the "No Shit" file. The only question is which one they chose.. Judi Dench or someone else?

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Sound Boards

So simple, yet so amusing.

Cornholio

Mr. T

Peter Griffin

Full Metal Jacket (my favorite)

Dwight Shrute

Jack Torrance

Stewie Griffin

Christopher Walken 1

Spicoli

Hank Hill

Bill Lumbergh (Office Space)

Andrew "Dice" Clay

Napoleon Dynamite

Ned Flanders

Scarface

Sling Blade

Joe Pesci 1

Simon Cowell insults

Jack Bauer

Apu (The Simpsons)

Christopher Walken 2

Joe Pesci 2

Borat


Videos Of The Day: New Year's Comedy Cure

Spinderfella and I have produced some strange TV together over the years, but this one takes the cake...a phony telethon for the humor-impaired, hosted by Fred Willard (Best In Show). The pieces ran in breaks during a TBS comedy movie marathon over the 2002-03 New Year's weekend. They wanted something different, and got it. But hey, we had a blast, made ourselves laugh and got to work with the great Fred Willard, who was a joy. And we put two hot chicks (future Playmate Tiffany Fallon and model Candace Carbo) in nighties.








Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery

Proceed with caution. The following photos are of a frank and horrific nature, and intended for a mature audience. There is also naughty language and a mutant nipple. Viewer discretion is advised.


Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Knock it off, you're fuckin' scary!



The "after" photo was taken just as Kenny saw his new face in the mirror for the first time.


Posh Spice and her roto-cans. I bet Beckham can't bend those anvils.


Priscilla - the new face of Ghoul by L'Oreal


And Mickey Rourke as Mr. Potato Face


All she's missing is a wick


Word out of Hollywood - Kate's a lock for Scream IV


Farrahcuda


Why, model Shaune Bagwell, why?


The strange case of Vivica Fox's mutant breast. Tape or implant gone south? You decide.


Pam Anderson's left nipple passed away in her sleep last night after a long battle with the scalpel


In another ironic bit of casting, Julie "Catwoman" Newmar will portray The Joker in the upcoming Batman Continues.


How many lifts can one man have
Before you still call him a man?
The answer, my friends
Is on Bruce Jenner's chin
Beneath his drawn botox'd cadaver skin


Not if she were the last woman on the planet



Once upon a time there was a pretty soap opera actress named Hunter Tylo who was so kind, she said to herself, "You know, self, you're just too pretty. It's not fair to everyone else. You need to be less pretty." So, she went to see the Evil Discount Plastic Surgeon and told him to make her ugly. And he did. The end.


The Human Skin Graft


The Cat Lady

Two more, suggested by Amy H.


I don't want what she's having


The tattoo is meant to be a distraction

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