To commemorate the return of "Lost" this week, I bring you this post from last July.
A compendium of Sawyer's nicknames for his various fellow castaways over the three seasons of "Lost." If you don't watch the show, then, in the immortal words of my friend Danna, "Shorry, shuckers!"
Hero, Doc, Jacko, St. Jack, Jack-Ass, Chico, Cowboy,
Dr. Quinn, Dr. Do-Right, Sheriff, Brother, Hoss,
El Jacko, Amarillo Slim, Cool Hand, Dr. Giggles,
Freckles, Shortcake, Sweetheart, Belle of the Ball, Sheriff, Baby, Sassafras, Boar Expert, The Mighty Huntress, Hon, Girl, The Lady, Sweetcheeks, Puddin', Sheena, Thelma, Pippi Longstocking, Little Lady, Honey, Magellan, Kiddo
Lardo, Pork Pie, Stay-Puff, Pillsbury, Jabba, Hoss, Jethro, Rerun, Babar, Hammo, Mutton Chop, Mongo, Deep Dish, Grape Ape, Snuffy, Jumbotron, Blockhead, Ese, International House of Pancakes, Avalanche, Grimace
Abdul, Al Jazeera, Omar, Captain Falafel, Mohammed, Boss, Ali, Arab, Abu, Genius, Sheik, Buddy, The Terrorist, Chief, Gen-u-ine I-raqi, Red Beret, Captain A-rab
Mr. Clean, Daniel Boone, Gandhi, Hoss, Brutus, Tarzan, Johnny Boy, Johnny Locke, Bald Bastard, Gimpy McCrutch
Bug-eyed Bastard, Little Bastard
Sport, Amigo, Rock God, VH1 Has-Been, Limey Runt, Chucky, Tattoo, Baby-Napper, Oliver Twist, Munchkin, Jiminy Cricket
Sweetcheeks, Sister, Cupcake, Rambina, Hot Lips, Bitch, Ponce de Leon, Ana-Lulu, Lucy, Muchacha,
Little Red Riding Hood, Amiga