Thursday, January 17, 2008

"Ha Ha, Dumbass!" Of The Day

Keva sends us this breaking news item (from yesterday.. but I forgot to post it). Maybe I'm just in a mean mood today, but I have no sympathy whatsoever for this punk.

Robbery Suspect Shoots Self In Genitals
January 16, 2008

KOKOMO, Ind. -- Police said a Kokomo man accidentally shot himself in the genitals while robbing a convenience store early Tuesday.

Kokomo police said they were called to a Village Pantry store at about 4:20 a.m. after a call from a clerk. The female clerk told police that a man came into the store with a semiautomatic handgun, grabbed her hair and demanded cash and cigarettes before handing her a white cloth bag, WRTV-TV in Indianapolis reported.

The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes, she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

"The bullet traveled through his right testicle ... and then into the bottom part of his leg," Kokomo police Lt. Don Whitehead said.

Police said the man, whom they identified as 25-year-old Derrick Kosch, grabbed the bag full of cash and fled the store. In-store surveillance cameras showed that Kosch shot himself as he placed the gun into the waistband of his pants, police said.

Shortly after the robbery, dispatchers got a call from someone in a home located several blocks away from the store about a man who was shot. When officers arrived, they found Kosch. The home belongs to his grandmother, police said.

Kosch was taken to a hospital for treatment, and later arrested after police found the bag of stolen money in his grandmother's home.

This story makes me think of that godawful Beach Boys' song, "Kokomo."

His pistol
Was loaded
But in his pants exploded

His nutsack
His sex life terminated

His wanker
Is bleeding
So much for future breeding...

Behind-The-Scenes Clip Of The Day

My homey BW sends this clip, a promo for the BBC's "Bloody Omaha" special that aired last June to commemorate D-Day. Watch how three designers recreate the Omaha Beach landing with limited funds and unlimited creativity.

Best of LOTD: Celebrity Skin Club

From last May. I don't think their faces have cleared up since then. Bless their hearts.

Brought to you by pizza.

James Woods

Edward James Olmos

Ray Liotta

Tommy Lee Jones

Bill Murray

Cameron Diaz

Danny Trejo

Liz Hurley

Robert Davi

Manuel "Pineapple Face" Noriega

Armin Shimerman

Eric Stoltz

John Hurt

Movie Poster of The Day

The horror!

Great Beer Commercials Of The Day

Your overindulgence funds some of the world's greatest commercials. And for that, we thank you.

This is the most expensive Guinness ad ever made, filmed in a remote Argentinian village. Very cool. Reminds me of the old game, Mousetrap. I wonder how many takes it required.


An SNL classic...



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