Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Awesomely Bad Christmas Cards Of The Day

I don't have time to caption these right now -- gotta get started on my Christmas shopping -- so the cards will have to speak for themselves. Yes, I realize some of these are purposely bad, but thanks in advance for keeping me straight.




The Sox fan is a mannequin they stole from The Sports Authority.








We Three Queens












Remembering the children Daddy ate this year












34 comments:

  1. Looks like Hunter Allen read the Davis Family's card as, "Be Creepy!"

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  2. I am praying that they are all intentionally bad. I can't bring a third child into a world where any of these cards are meant to be serious

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  3. Those are hilarious. But I cannot fathom the idea of even sending out a hideously bad Christmas card. A tounge in cheek letter maybe...but not a bad picture.

    Thanks so much for all your efforts into this site. You give me many laughs everyday.

    Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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  4. I can hardly wait for your captions, Cary. That's all that would make this post better.

    Merry Christmas, Cary and FOLOTDs!

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  5. Captions can only make me cry harder at these. Although, the "World's Best Dad" kills me without a caption. Priceless.

    Happy Holidays Cary and all the FOLOTDs!!

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  6. Ha! The Davis card is from a photographer in the Chicago area. Bob Davis. Pretty funny.

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  7. Wow.

    Especially the Star Wars card, someone actually took time to make that...and then sent it to people.

    Just wow.

    Merry Christmas!

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  8. I hope to say I could never look as psycho as some of these if I tried. Especially Hunter Allen. Is there anything more creepy than the single guy xmas card?

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  9. I love the cat family, with the dog reindeer. The purple lipstick is a lovely touch.

    I'm sure it all seemed like a good idea, at the time.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! And, especially, to Cary.

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  10. Oh.My.God.

    I'm with Lola; I suppose they thought they were being "creative" - or something...

    Sad. Sad and Scary.

    But hilarious.
    Thanks, Cary! And Merry Festivus to all!

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  11. Good luck braving the crowds...

    and Merry Christmas Cary!

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  12. I dunno, I think the family outdoor scene is kinda cute, they look sincere. People can't help it if they're ugly and dress funny.

    Merry Christmas!

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  13. Mrs. Davis looks like she's secretly pointing a "gun" in her mouth.
    Cary, I think Walgreens is open 24 hours, and K-Mart is open till 10! Good luck out there!
    We're getting shirts for friends (clicked on your link): "Ding!Fries are done" for Brandon, "Brown Chicken Brown Cow" for Jackie, and "I'd tap that" for my husband!

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  14. I'm 99% sure the "Sox fan" is Judy Baar Topinka, Illinois state treasurer. She lost the last gubernatorial election to Rod Blagojavich!

    photo of Judy with a nun: http://tinyurl.com/7pl7v5

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  15. Thanks, everyone! Merry Christmas to all, and THANK YOU for being part of LOTD. You make it worth doing.

    CM

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  16. That 'Clown' themed card is just plain EVIL!! ;P

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  17. damn, cary too bad you didn't have time to caption these!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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  18. I want to punch the Davis family.
    Merry Christmas!

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  19. i think some of these are actually swedish dance bands! lol!

    i just love the ugly sweater family with all of their eyes closed. too funny.

    blessed yule to yall!

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  20. Merry Christmas to everyone, and here's hoping for a New Year full of triumph over terrorism.

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  21. These are great. I can't believe the looks on their faces...you'd think they'd pick out good photos of themselves to be on their Christmas card. Well, on second thought maybe these ARE their good photos!

    Cary, have a very Merry Christmas...you've made my year so much more fun!!

    And Merry Christmas to all your constant readers...you are the wittiest bunch of people I've ever seen! The comments here are some of the best!

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  22. Is it just me or does the guy in the Cubs jersey look disturbingly like Gary Busey?

    The one where everyone's eyes are closed--Surely there was a better picture during that sitting they could've used.

    The clown family--I'll be having nightmares for a while.

    "We Three Queens," ROFL!

    Hope you have a great Christmas, everyone! Cary, love your blog; it's always there when I have it rough and need a laugh.

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  23. lol God some of these people should not be on Christmas cards, not even their mother would love their faces...

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  24. Cary, I just noticed something. You were just starting your Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve!! WAhahahahahaha

    P.S. Yeah that clown family is too creepy for me!! I HATE CLOWNS!!!

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  25. Wow... that clown one if really creepy...

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  26. Looks like Ted decided to try "The Shocker" on Pippa at the most inopportune time.

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  27. I don't know where you got these but they are priceless. They belong in the Smithsonian.

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  28. Cary,
    Please a do-over is needed with your LOL commentary! These cards are so sad! LOL!
    Liz

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  29. OMG!! I can't believe no one commented on the "Remembering the children Daddy ate this year" card. The wife's (wife?)...well..you know...are just "out there." Who were they sending this card to? Poor kids.

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  30. Please remove my picture from your site. Not sure how it got here but nobody has permission to post it. Thanks

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  31. Yeah, I'll get right on that.

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