Oh, the humanity...
Is it cold in there or is he she it just glad to see us?
3. Guy who gets arrested in a stupid shirt
For Luscious, the most humiliating part of being arrested was being called by her real name, Lattrell, in front of the other prisoners.
Crypt Keeper busted. Film at 11.
And I'm sure you do, often
I have a book called Bleachy Haired Honky Bitch. Now I have a face to go with it.
"I ain't never taken a drink in my life, I swear it!"
Roy always had a cheery disposition, even after getting his ass kicked by the Pillsbury Doughboy
So he can let his 10-year-old son drive him home
Whatcha in for, Cousin It?
Those curlers will make all the difference
Woman walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, why the giant fucking square head?"
Raymond made almost $300 selling copies of The Watchtower before he got nabbed. No one told him he was supposed to give it away.
If you have to be arrested, might as well do it in something comfy like your favorite velcro onesie.
If that's blessed, I'm afraid to see cursed
When he finally left his trailer after 45 years, Tobias was shocked to learn that: 1) the South had not risen again, and 2) passing Confederate money is illegal.
Sucks to be you, dude.
I bet they put "Fuck Cops" in a cell with this guy
Miss Teen Louisiana
Dale got all his glasses at Lens Crappers
The good news: the fire was extinguished before it could spread
I'd be pissed too if my little beard didn't cover my extra chin
Paul Giamatti tries drag, fails.
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14 comments:
Oh, how I've missed the Cow Lady!
After reading your bartender quote, I had to go get a cup of coffee just so I could spew it onto my keyboard.
I love the roundups...especially the mugshots! Paul Giamatti just kills me!
Once again, your captions make these even more hilarious!
Luscious/Lattrell looks suspiciously like Wesley Snipes in "To Wong Foo"...
Oh goodness...I love love love the captions. They absolutely DO make the post! LOL. Love the one with the confederate guy..hee hee..the South had not risen...freaking hilarious!
Thanks. You guys are buttering me up today. Are you about to ask me to borrow some money or something?
I think Tobias should share his beard with little beard guy! He seems to have some to spare. HA HA HA!
Great stuff as always, Cary. Funny through and through. :D
Oh and by the way, could you spot me $20, I'm running a little short this week. ;)
cary, this is the best batch in a lonnng time!
dunny whoy, but i totally lol'd at the giant fucking square head comment.
Thank ye.
Daisy, I'd give ya 20 if i had it, love. Talk to Ashley Unscripted; she makes the big bucks.
MOFM, that was my favorite comment, too.
Wow. I have no words. :)
I totalled LOLed at the square head comment, too. I was half expecting a Dick Tracy reference.
Oh, Cow Lady, how I missed you.
And is it just me, or does Dale the Lens Crapper guy look like Danny Bonaduce after an all-night bender?
Giant fucking square head got me too. Thanks, now my stomach hurts from laughing!
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