There's a joke here somewhere, but I haven't had enough Diet Pepsi this morning to come up with it yet.
Thanks, Aries, Mike D., Amanda and Jason, for the link.
Source: WLWT.com Facebook ItWoman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
MIDDLETOWN, OH -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.
A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.
Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.
The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.
The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.
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Wow. First of all, one more reason NOT to live in OH. Second, Wednesdays are long says at work for me, but this was a good way to start. Including a visual aid in the MSOTD was a nice touch. Thanks Cary.
udderly hilarious
I don't want to admit how close to me Middletown really is...
smelled of alcohol
That's cop speak for "she reeked of alcohol so bad that I had to ride with the patrol car windows down and hose out the car later..."
She was just upset that she wasn't able to go down to Galveston to hang out with the guy in the bear suit for Hurricane Ike.
mad cow hits ohio
I'm guessing she had a beef with her children.
*sigh*---another representative from my fine state
I heard about this on our local TV news station last night. According to the report they gave, at least part of the "verbal abuse" mentioned in the article here included her saying to the police officer who arrested her "you can just suck my udders."
I really wish I was kidding about this, but I am not.
Oh and one more little tidbit about the cow lady, according to the TV news channel's website:
"Allen was also wearing the cow suit when she appeared in court Tuesday morning."
Clearly this woman is experiencing a great level of perturbation (great word, eh?). Would she not have to remove a portion of the cow suit to urinate on the neighbor's porch only to put it back on so as to continue on her mission? That's dedication few people have, regardless of their sanity or blood alcohol level.
That was a woman?
Californians aren't looking so crazy nowadays.
Hey, now wait just a doggone minute!
Not ALL Ohioans are crazy! I'm from Ohio, and I'm not...um...hmmm, well OK, maybe that was a bad example. :D
Hey Tracy! Don't knock Ohio.
We're not all crazy. Well, Daisy might be. ;~)
And to prove we're not crazy, Ohioans have just started to vote for President - 5 weeks before everyone else!
Eat more chikin
I grew up in Ohio. heh.
I'm not gonna act like it's not a state full of weirdos. 'cause it is. Plenty of regular folks... but tons of weirdos making them look bad by state association.
I'm lovin the cow puns, guys. :)
Well, that's my Thursday planned. (Friday is no pants day.)
I thought it was Gary Coleman.
I'm betting she was just out of clean laundry.
Looks more like Shirley Hemphill than Gary Coleman.
Hey, hey, hey!
Lots of good stuff here, but I'm partial to Megan's comments.
Whassup, Mike D, Amanda, and Jason, my story-submitting buddies? :D
Frank, don't you mean, "Hay, hay, hay!" ;)
You can bet the press is going to "milk" this one for all it's worth. Yep, they're going to have a real "field" day with it.
Always in trouble, Flossie had the reputation of being the black cow in the family.
I hear she got charged with a mooving violation too.
Rusty, the bailiff was quite disappointed to see Flossie. Although he had been told that a black cow was waiting for him in the courtroom, he misunderstood and thought someone had ordered him in a root beer float.
While in her holding cell, Flossie was lowing a slow, sad song because she had the blues, but the other inmates kept yelling at her, "More cowbell! YOU NEED MORE COWBELL!!"
Oh, and I think this is the song she was singing too.
It caused such a stir when she came into the court room that the judge had to bang his gavel and say, "Udder in the court! Udder in the court!"
I bet she will really get "grilled" by the District Attorney.
Yeah, she is going to get "creamed" by the judge. He will probably give her a "beefy" fine. She may even have to serve some time in the "pen" with no
chance of "bale" (of hay!-ha ha ha ha, oh this is getting really bad!)
Oh well, she probably needs to be put in the "cooler."
The angry crowd in the courtroom started yelling, "Put the milk on ice!"
I'm thinking he will probably send her up till the cows come home.
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I was too upset by the fact that she was from Ohio yesterday to try and be funny, but I'm back today.
ha-cha-cha! :D
Cud Almighty, you wave one red cape and suddenly there's a cattle call for every greenhorn joke rustler and bullshit artist this side of Jersey.
The rest of us should all hide away from Daisy and leather steer herself to udder ruin - especially considering what's at steak.
HA HA HA! :D
Angus, you're right. The bullshit is knee deep and rising in here. Best to save yourself and get out while you can. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Daisies thrive on fertilizer, don't you know. ;)
Oh, and one more thing, Angus/Aries. With regard to your comment, I must say,
"Wit like yours is pretty "rare," but to you I say, "well done!"
They called her Daisy---fastest pun in the Old West.
heeeeeeeee!
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