English pounds and Eskimo pence
I've got my table reserved.
For that price, I'd expect a lap dance.
Maybe if you're nice to me, I'll give you one, IR.
What's a lap dance?
I'll have to tell you about the time John and I went to Pink Pony for Halloween. Then, when Thanksgiving rolls around, I'll tell you about the time we went there for that. Very sad, my youth. Oh, and the Christmas Party.
Cary: Watch what Frank does when I'm nice to him...
Every day is Halloween for Calipornians. When I lived in Laguna, every year some friends hosted a *Pimps & Hookers* party. It was spectacular. Oddly enough, the women from Newport Beach didn’t have to shop or invent – all they did was open their closets. I always got applause for the most creative. One year I went dressed as an orgasm – I wore a black *cat suit* with bells and sparklies sewn all over it and had a Vegas showgirl-fount-type tiara. Someday I’ll scan the pictures and post them. Or maybe not. After the party we went to the Boom Boom Room - as everyone knows is a popular gay bar in Southern CA - the guys l-o-v-e-d me. Ahhh yes, those were the days. I haven’t always been old and nerdy.
This looks like an invitation to every Halloween party for the over 14 set. Everyone else thinks that Halloween is just one big slut-fest, right?
I don't even remember what I did for Halloween before I had kids. Now we just take my daughter and friends and I steal all the candy I like from her stash when she's not looking."Where are all my Butterfingers and Reese's Cups?" she'll ask.
Noreen: Yup. For some of us it was just some harmless adult alter ego time. :)
I'm with Noreen. This is EVERY Halloween party. Remember Mean Girls?
ditto, Noreen. Hey, I mean... isn't there something to be said for the ad just coming clean right off and saying HAY, WE'RE TRASHY! no pretense, no nothin. Straight up slutfest 2k8.
Is it a trashy lingerie Halloween party? Or Trashy Halloween party on Lingerie Friday?If I was going to be trashy, I'd just come knocked up with a thong half-way up my back and a cigarette danging from my scarlet-painted mouth.
Well, I've been called everything but a slut... and really am amused. Seriously, I take zero offense. My huge fault for sharing. I take full accountability for my slutiness, but I really am stunned that this old lady can remember parties before and after children that were trashy and soooooo much fun. It's hard to believe that I am the only slut here who went to a trashy party. I never ever dreamt I was so slutty and wild. Never in a million years. LOL. This is so amusing to me, but I do offer up my apologies, though I am somewhat puzzled. Maybe being a child of the 60s ruined me. Hmmm, or perhaps we were a rather creative group of artists etc just having alter ego slutty fun… oops, I’m not for a moment implying that all artists are sluts like me. Really and truly and I mean it – I am soooooo sorry if I overstepped boundaries with my tales of costume slutness. Maybe it’s a wee bit redeeming that we didn’t pay admission – it was a party with mailed invitations and good friends I knew well. Naw, I was such a slut. MWAHAHAHA.Peace and Happy Halloween.
I don't think anyone's comments were directed at you, Reenie. No apologies are necessary.
"Trashy" and "Halloween Party"...bit of an oxymoron don't ya think?I'm either going as Rollergirl this year or an Egg. My boyfriend is going to be a giant chicken...get it? He "laid" an egg? Ehh... probably will just slut it up as Rollergirl.
reenie, i wasn't intending to call anyone a slut, joking or otherwise. i don't think you overstepped any boundaries. i was just unable to remember any post-pubescent halloween parties that DIDN'T tend to coax out everyone's inner slut...
One is assuming that "trashy lingerie" is a brand. Still $50 for entrance and open bar?? that is and incredible bargain!
Trashy Lingerie is indeed a brand.Andrea, somehow I missed those parties. Dammit.
Thanks Andrea! I've been out of the loop a bit today and just got back here and appreciate your comments. The parties I went to weren't mass market stuff like the ad. I knew everyone and any costumes I made (yes I made them) were conceptual. I save my bustier and whip for very, very private parties. :)I do thank you. I open my yap too often when I should keep it shut.