Tuesday, October 14, 2008

F'ed Up News Story Of The Day: Former Mr. Gay UK Eats Lover

Well this is nice. I would've broiled instead of fried, but hey, to each his own.

Thanks, Michael, for the link.
I added a few comments of my own below.

Former Mr Gay UK 'slit lover's throat then marinated his diced flesh with fresh herbs'

By Chris Brooke
08th October 2008

A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with herbs and fried it, a court has heard. (They did not hear whether or not it tasted like chicken.)

Anthony Morley, 35, chewed one of the pieces before throwing it into his kitchen bin. (Dammit, this stove overcooks everything.)

Morley, a former holder of the Mr Gay UK title, then walked to a nearby takeaway restaurant and told horrified staff: 'I have killed someone, call the police'. ("And give me a #4 and a Diet Coke to go.")

Officers found the naked body of 33-year-old Damian Oldfield on the floor of Morley's bedroom, Leeds Crown Court was told. He had been stabbed 20 times and his throat cut.

Morley later claimed Mr Oldfield had tried to rape him.

Prosecutor Andrew Stubbs QC, warned jurors that details of the case were 'unpleasant and disturbing.' (Ya think?)

And in other death news today, Ohio has executed the death row inmate who argued that he was too fat to be put down. I guess they found a vein after all.


  1. "unpleasant and disturbing".....um, yeah, you could say that. YIKES!

    And Cary, wise choice---broiling IS a much healthier way to go than frying. :D

  2. The dude who claimed it was inhumane to execute him because he was too fat also raped and murdered two college students. To NOT put that bastard down shows a total disrespect of human life.

    A few years ago a guy in Florida claimed he was too fat. When they executed him, blood poured from his nose (he was on anti-coagulants) and sparks flew from his head and it started to catch fire. I remember the press horrified and yet the articles waited until the very end to say what he'd done: he broke into a suburban home, raped, tortured and murdered two little girls while he made their mother watch. Then he killed her. Oh, and the mother was heavily pregnant. There was all this hand-wringing in the press about the inhumanity of his execution and I will never forget the quote of the husband and father who witnessed it - "The God I worship has no trouble with what happened here today."

    Sorry to go on, but this brought back that memory.

  3. Too fat to die, too fucked up to live. Sucks to be him, huh?

  4. When a normal "I think we should just be friends" just doesn't suffice.

  5. Boo-hoo. The lethal injection might hurt. Not to worry, asshole. It won't hurt long.

  6. I don't know what in the hell possessed me to read this after lunch.

  7. I like the comments here.

    Woodwoman: I’m glad you elaborated. I become sickened when people forget who the victims really are. The media glossing and smoke and mirrors is infuriating. Bleh. The story about the woman and her children is so beyond my comprehension. What the fuck is wrong with people.

    Regarding the vile tubby person: I wonder what super-sized meal he ordered for his last one. Bleh and double bleh.

    Sandi: Hmmm, perhaps it was better to read after than before. :)

    Oh, and regarding Chef Slice & Dice: His sorry ass is going to be a veritable smorgasbord if he ever makes it to prison. Gah.

  8. How weird you should ask, I just saw this on AOL:

    Cooey dined Monday evening on the special meal he ordered, including T-bone steak with A-1 sauce, onion rings, french fries, four eggs over easy, toast with butter, hash browns, a pint of rocky road ice cream, a Mountain Dew soft drink and bear claw pastries.

  9. Oh God... this is going to be just another case of people saying "Of course he ate his boyfriend - gay people are crazy and will kill you/eat you." I can't handle it.

  10. Kristen, hopefully most people know better.

  11. For a while now, I've wanted to start a running post category on my blog called "What the FUCK is wrong with people??" This story would be in the list. *Banging head against wall*

  12. Cooey wasn't *that* overweight.

    He only weighed 267. He used his excess fat as an excuse!!!! to get away with not paying the ultimate penalty for murdering two beautiful young women in the prime of their life.

  13. Decomposition should do wonders for his weight.



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