Your mother likes it
Well, duh...What kind of value could a can of spam lite have, other than sentimental value?
Wow. You could really go to town with these sales. Pick up those used dentures (with the two teeth missing) and then, get the half-eaten turkey. Result!
Can't help but wonder... was the Super Bowel Party in a hot tub?And I'm so glad they killed that fucking cat.
My name is Grady!! Hope they still have it!
As usual, the comments rock!
I don't know if I can handle a Honda that speaks Spanish....
I've seen most of these before, but the Pele/Peter one makes me laugh every time.
These are great. The house listing reminds me of the time a family friend was dating an Asian woman the summer my parents were having some work done on their house. They came to see the finished product and she looked right at my dad and said, "I see Larry made your dick bigger." That's some construction project.
ginnie dee, it's the comments that keep me coming back! (Especially the comments in triplicate! :-)
These are great. I love the Chinese Seafood restaurant one and the dead cat... also, a coffin only used once? Bargain!
Noreen, if only. Larry would be a rich man.
hahaha. Diane Merchant must wonder why she has become so popular.
Actually the coffin was probably used for a wake only and then the guy was cremated. Or for Halloween.Why they didn't rent one is beyond me? And apparently them.I taught my truck to speak another language. I swore at it all the time, now it spits back at me. That's nothing if not French.
OMG! I'm rolling here! I love these when Leno does them but to be able to read them here is even better! I love the Super Bowel party! hahahaha
Some seem reasonable to me.If Shirley Hunsberger was from New Zealand, she would say 'deck' EXACTLY as 'dick'...A super bowel party may be appealing to seniors (prune juice all round!)...As would a cheap spare set of dentures after Cedric lost his at the riotous bowel party...Breast milk IS very nutritious...And distinguishing people granting sexual favours for money from failing to stop at a railway crossing can be surprisingly difficult...And so on.
The Super Bowel: Hot shit.
Yes, thank GOD they killed that damn cat.
The Chinese restaurant one is great, best things is that the correction is still wrong. They changed it from upside-down to backwards.