Halloween approaches, so it's time to start thinking about your costume. If you stumped for ideas, look no further. Submitted for your approval, 31 of the worst -- or best, depending on your point of view -- Halloween costumes you'll ever see.
Some are from Sarah, some are from Julie M. Some are old, some aren't. Listed in no particular order.
The Toilet (Kids)
For a humiliation your child can tell his shrink about when he's grown.
The boob is already in there, chief.
Not creepy at all. Did Tattoo have a picture of himself on his suit in the show? I think I would've remembered that.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Man-Eating Shark
Now that's funny.
Burger King Stormtrooper
One theme at a time, please.
Hell if I know.
Because missing children are hi-larious.
Frank 'n' Beans
You really should see a doctor about those.
If you want to be a total dick.
There's millions of these costumes floating around.
If anyone tells you that blackface went out with Al Jolson, say, "Quit your jibba jabba, fool!" Voted Costume Most Likely To Get Your Ass Kicked by readers of Halloween Today magazine.
I Scream, You Scream
So what's the problem here?
The Littlest Terrorist
The Turd/Milk Dud
Hard to tell the difference sometimes.
TIE Fighter (Star Wars)
Tomorrow he'll complain, "How come I never get laid on Halloween?"
Put the lotion in the basket.
Remember when costumes were just a mask and a shirt or dress? Yeah, they sucked.
Genius! Just squeeze the hand-held bubble to make it ooze diarrhea. Yes, it's real. The costume, I mean, not the diarrhea. Hopefully.
I sense a great disturbance in The Force.
Only a dude would dress like this.
Dr. Killjoy (kids)
Great for school parties.
You'll be crowned the winner of the costume contest.
Lil' Hitler (kids)
Because you dressed him as Stalin last year and no one got it. They thought he was Mike Ditka.
From The Black Lagoon.
This is not the worst vagina costume you'll ever see...
Vagina With Tampon
Nor is this the worst vagina costume you'll ever see...