Reen - nope, no party, unless I decide to have a bonfire and burn all the AARP mail I've been getting over the last year. How the hell did they find me? Hell... I *wish* I were retired. Then I could just blog all day.
Ya know, I can vaguely remember when AARP found me. (subliminal joke intended) But I sewar to you, I couldn't believe it when I got a promotional mailing for a *scooter* - not some nifty Italian vroom-vroom thingy... one of those horrible vehicles that are the definitive symbol of old age. Pissed me off. Next thing you know I'll be getting mailings with *lots* for sale - and I don't mean building lots.
Fuuuuuuck. Just shot me now. Yeah, Frank, I meant plot. But, hey! Waita minute - I like to do things up big. Yeah! I think I'll buy a lot of plots. Good God, I just saw my typos too. Been one of those daze.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You fit right in there buddy!
ReplyDeletePete
Thanks, Cephas!
ReplyDeleteA golf cart ain't very redneck, though. Where's the pick'em up?
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly. They need to raise the stakes a bit.
ReplyDeleteI kept waiting for one of them to get dragged up into the culvert pipe.
ReplyDeleteAnd as Winnie the Pooh would say, "Many happy returns of the day, Cary." ;D
(thanks for the heads-up, Pete!)
Thank ya, Miss Daisy.
ReplyDeleteYou sneaky little rat, Cary! Happy Birthday!:))
ReplyDeleteP.S. I think I live next door to those guys LOL
Most used words in the South? "Hey ya'll somebody hold my beer and watch this!" LOL
I like!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
How does everyone else know and I don't?
HEY! CARY! Are you having a party and you didn't invite me? *sniffle*
Thanks, ladies.
ReplyDeleteReen - nope, no party, unless I decide to have a bonfire and burn all the AARP mail I've been getting over the last year. How the hell did they find me? Hell... I *wish* I were retired. Then I could just blog all day.
Ya know, I can vaguely remember when AARP found me. (subliminal joke intended) But I sewar to you, I couldn't believe it when I got a promotional mailing for a *scooter* - not some nifty Italian vroom-vroom thingy... one of those horrible vehicles that are the definitive symbol of old age. Pissed me off. Next thing you know I'll be getting mailings with *lots* for sale - and I don't mean building lots.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Big Guy!
You mean "plots," Reenie? :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Cary!
You need to put your redneck picture back up and then you can strap on the board and go for it!!
ReplyDeleteMany happy returns Cary! :o)
Fuuuuuuck. Just shot me now. Yeah, Frank, I meant plot. But, hey! Waita minute - I like to do things up big. Yeah! I think I'll buy a lot of plots. Good God, I just saw my typos too. Been one of those daze.
ReplyDeleteAhem. I meant to say, "Just SHOOT me now." Good Dog.
ReplyDeleteOne of those daze, indeed, Reenie.
ReplyDelete:-D
Thanks y'all.
ReplyDeleteNo plots for me. Just launch my carcass into space.