Side effects of a litigious society. Some are surely Photoshopped, but hey, that's the internet.
And don't call me Shirley.
Time for your bath, kids.
Yellow Pages cover
Scooter
I bet it has happened.
Just because it's flushable doesn't mean you should scrub your ass with it.
Firelog. Risk of fire.
The Shuffle is ok but the bigger ones are hell to pass.
You'll still get paid if the ticket is crumpled
Peanuts. Contains peanuts.
Engrish
Tell your dog not to drive a car after he takes this.
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It's almost sad that these labels have to be put on. But I love them..LOL!
"Screwing" is just a euphemism, dude!
True story: at the McDonald's drive-through, I saw a sign saying "Braille and picture menus available". Who, I wonder, is this sign for - the blind, or the illiterate?
That's like having Braille on the drive-up ATMs.
Do the Apple people think the company name 'Apple' will urge dim=witted customers to eat the iPod shuffle?? Geez.
Take the warnings off, it's called thinning the herd, and it also gives us a good laugh when we read the Darwin Awards.
And you know some of that shit (like penis screwdriver) is on there because someone did it.
Some classics here.
The standard warning 'May contain traces of nuts etc etc' appears on a lot of things here, including packets of nuts!
Problem is that when Parker had a few, he had the common misconception that he was more careful behind the wheel..The pills just make him lose any inhibitions. And so we got the new Buick wagon.
I had a professor in Germany who was fascinated by all of the warning labels on American products. He claimed the only warning label you ever needed was this:
THINK BRIEFLY BEFORE USING THIS PRODUCT.
I think he had a point...
He's right.
Very funny. Thanks.
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