Just a few of the many mullet classifications at MulletsGalore.com. To see tons more, and to find out how to identify them in the wild, visit the site.
Classic Mullet
Feathermullet
Mini-Truck Mullet
Mullhawk
Business Mullet (or Bizmullet)
Granmullet
Femullet
Bowlet
Midgiemullet
Frolet
Inbred Albino Mullet
Sweathog Mullet
Mullatino
Skullet
Dreadgothmullet
Aussie Mullet
Counterintellimullet (a.k.a. "The Signal")
Townie
Transimullet
Mullet Of Death
Virgin Mullet
Mulleteam (or Teammullet)
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Bitchin'! Business in the front, party in the back, douchebag all around!
Granmullet had me laughing so hard it scared my kids!
My personal favorite was the skullet LMAO I think the mullet was declared the official hairstyle of the South, wasn't it? LOL
You gotta admit - all of those mullet guys look pretty confident.
Ok having that many mullets in one place could have caused a rift in the space time continuum. That was damn irresponsible.
HA! We use "skullet" on the rare occasion that we see one.
Cary - is the mulley still big in GA?
arrrgh!!! im outta eye bleach. it burns it burns!!
actually i bet quite a few of these are still virgins.
Being the scholar that I am, I yanked my head from the toilet I was puking in and Googled *mullet history*. This was the best definition I could find except for some gobbily-gop about Egypt.
The Mullet is as American as pick-ups with rifle racks, tractor pulls, Wal-Mart, wet T-shirt contests, slapping your girl upside the head with a frying pan, and living in the woods.
I’m pretty gosh-dern-tootin’ there are probably lots of folk up here on the mountain who would agree with that definition. Personally, I don’t like the frying pan part.
Regan - of course the mullet is still big here -- it's the official state hairdo. We don't always call it the mullet, though. It's also known as Achy Breaky Hair, the Kentucky Waterfall, or, my personal favorite, the Ape Drape.
"the signal" had me rolling!
Terri wins!
Maybe douchebaggery should be multi-skill Olympic event. The someone could win the all around douchebag gold.
And now a poem...
Mullett, oh Mullett,
Confusing me so,
Is it long, is it short?
Know one will know.
Mullett, oh Mullett,
Shunned like disease,
Keeps hair out of eyes,
Yet flows in the breeze
Amber - that touched me. Thank you. Brilliant. Makes me wanna grow one.
Wrong, wrong, wrong on so many levels! "Mini truck mullet" looked like about 75% of the guys I went to high school with. Seriously.
Oh and maybe this is a Canadian thing but we also used to call this particular style "hockey hair" because all the hockey players used to have a big wad of hair poking out the back of their helmets, flowing in the breeze they created racing down the ice chasing the puck! :oD
okay, the skullet made me spit out my coke! wtf is that guy doing?! is he sitting at a desk on a computer?! what's with the look on his face?
looks like most of these pictures were taken by employees of Mulletsgalore without the knowledge of the mullet-wearers...
I swear I dated the guy in the Bowlet picture. Looks just like Danny Camargo.
And the virgin mullet guy? HILARIOUS!
The Mullatino is also known as the Meximullet.
I coined a term for a mullet I've quite proud of that I saw at a favorite Indian restaurant:
The Calcullet
omg. I gotta go........need to throw up.
Durn, now I want a BiZMull....that would show those Armani Fellas a thing or two about fashion.
the transimullet just freaks me the hell out... and, laura, we here in pennsylvania called it hockey hair, too... and i swear that teammullet is the 1988 guys varsity soccer team from my high school. too fucking funny!
My favorite has always been the mullatino. Classic.
Ah, the Mini-Truck Mullet (or as Laura says, "hockey hair" in Canada). C'etait moi.
About 20 years ago.
Thanks for the celebration of the Mullet...or Le Mullé as the French say.
The Aussie mullet misses the mark - not in targeting some Aussie Rules footballers, but in omitting the notoriously crazy Warwick Capper and his peroxide blonde Mullet and other 'gems'.
Warwick's Mullet
Unforunately, mullets are still fairly popular in my neck of the woods.
I'm embarrassed to admit this....
Marianne -- you and I could have gone to the same high school -- but for the colors of the uniforms, I would have sworn the teammullet was a photo from *my* yearbook. Some of these guys even closely resemble classmates of mine :-)
Laura -- when you said this was wrong on so many levels, was the pun intended?
I remember a number of years ago, I started looking at the Mullets Galore website, and before I knew it, several hours of my life that I can never get back had slipped by. Never again...
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