Wow, does this look incredible or what? But I hate it when they give so much away in the trailer.
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Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
Wow, does this look incredible or what? But I hate it when they give so much away in the trailer.
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Have you read the book, Cary? It's wonderful and funny. I hope the movie does it justice!
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No, Nancy, I haven't. The movie could be great... but this trailer is absolutely pointless.
ReplyDeleteI wish the last shot would be: "Two Weeks Later" and then have the picture of that thing that washed up on Long Island.
ReplyDeleteWell, we now know who "Marley" is, but who "Me" is remains to be seen.
ReplyDelete"Me" is Marley's Siamese twin. They were separated at birth and adopted by different families, one normal, one psychotic. They grew up not knowing about each other. Marley turned out fine (except for a brief bout with depression and bulimia) but her sister, Harley, became a vicious serial killer who liked to pee on her victims as her twisted calling card. Her murderous spree only intensified once she learned she had a long-lost twin and, thus, someone to take the fall for her crimes. So here we see Marley running for her life from police detectives Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston. Owen knows the truth and wants to save Marley, but Jennifer wants to take her down and send her to the chair. It's up to Marley to not only save her own skin, but find Harley and deliver her to the authorities before she kills again.
ReplyDeleteBut do you get any of that from this trailer? Nope.
how much do you want to bed owen and en will become a couple?
ReplyDeleteHow much do you want to bet Jen and Owen will become a couple after this?
ReplyDeletealso I can't beleive they are promoting bad grammer.
huh? Sorry I am typing with a huge cat sitting on my lap and headbutting me.
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I loved the book - the trailer only makes sense if you've read it. Although, I'd kinda like to see Cary's version. I'm sure you could shop your script to the powers that be over at SciFi network - they'll probably pick up your version of the screenplay Cary.
ReplyDeleteThis was partially filmed in my hometown of West Chester, PA.See my blog for some pics.
ReplyDeleteThe trailer totally should have added the part where Marley has nasty diarrhea all in the ocean... a sure box office hit right there!
ReplyDeleteI want my one minute back and that thing put down for my amusement. Kiddddding...you fucking book readers. Who reads anymore anyway? Don't you people have mortgages to pay?
ReplyDeleteKarina just described my life.
ReplyDeleteAnd who is Amy Diamond and what is her talent? Or should I not ask?
ReplyDeleteIt was a cute book, but I'm not sure about a movie...
ReplyDelete"The trailer only makes sense if you've read the book." HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteSo this is the pivotal scene in the book where the dog runs on the beach? Sounds thrilling!
What amazes me is that someone was
ReplyDeleteactually PAID to create this trailer. Where do I sign up to get a job like that?
Huh?
ReplyDeleteI like g's style.
daisy: the line forms behind me.
I agree this trailer is pointless...but I do hope the movie is great, I really enjoyed the book!
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ReplyDeleteCary, thanks for confirming my suspicions as to who "Me" is. It seems that you and I are the only ones who have not read this book.
ReplyDeleteI haven't read the book and this trailer makes me want to hurl. Maybe the story is about a love for Jennifer Aniston that will last.
ReplyDeleteMarley the running dog represents the decent movie role that continues to elude both Owen and Jennifer
ReplyDeleteI always feel manipulated when I watch puppy footage. Especially with music like that. I like dogs, but the next scene better be of an orca batting that thing around with its tail.
ReplyDeleteNice, Derek. Orca is perfect. Or a land mine. Maybe the dog, Owen and Jennifer were transported in time to Omaha Beach. BOOM! It's raining puppy fur.
ReplyDeleteClearly, the movie is inspirational (hence the music) and about watch Jen's tits bounce. I predict blockbuster.
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