Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
It's always the cars who get hurt the most. From Lindsey and TheMovieGuru
Dear lord, Cary. I've been offline for a while, but what a posting to come back to! That is some crazy sh*t!
Wow. The cheaters better be glad it was their car and not their "hoo-has" that got pick-axed, spray painted, thrown on the lawn or displayed on a billboard...
Yee haw -- maybe next he'll thing before he cheats... I'm not big into country music, but I do enjoy that song :-)I could never condone this kind of retaliation, but I sure am having a hard time working up any sympathy for the victims. Of course, it's always kinda lame when they go after the other woman, since it's their cheating sack of shit boyfriends/husbands who deserve most of their wrath...
Well, these people faired better than a now deceased client of my law firm, who's former father-in-law had him hit listed during his ugly divorce/custody trial.
At least he doesn't have to pay alimony now.
There's that silver lining...I KNEW there had to be one. Like the new look, Cary. ;-)
Those are great!I heard of one lady who when she caught her hubby cheating she pretended she wanted to give him a BJ, and instead squirted a whole thing of superglue in his pee hole.That that would be interesting to share with the Dr.LOL
I'm with Tracy. I can't condone it, but I have zero sympathy.
Hmmm.. better than whacking his manhood off, I suppose.
Wow the last one looks pretty cool actually. Hell certainly has no wrath, look out boys!
Must say, I enjoyed these. Must be a chick thing, though I've never been cheated on (yes, as far as I know).True story - husband of a woman I know living in the US was having an affair with a coworker, unbeknownst to her. He and said coworker were canoodling on a business trip in the corner of an out-of-the way Indian restaurant in London. Her younger brother, a college student from South Africa, wandered in same restaurant and saw them.I guess the moral of that story is: NOWHERE on earth is really ever "safe" But I love how women cheer when I tell that tale, even not knowing this wife, and many men squirm. Even if they're not cheaters, I think the idea that they will always get caught should they do so makes them uncomfortable. Just a theory.
I would get caught for sure. I never get away with anything.
That last one looks like someone gut butchered.Poor car. :(
I once had the perfect opportunity for retaliation, but took the high ground… as in ethics. After years of emotional abusive with a smattering of physical abuse, I was at the house my father’s money bought for my ex and me, and where my ex still lives - I was there to retrieve some books of mine. I was greeted by a picture of my ex with wife #2 displayed in plain sight. He was a pig, with few remaining active brain cells from all the drugs, and a lazy dick not worth scything. I am a smart woman who chose very dumb. I had so many reasons to vandalize his cheating heart, but walked away, and celebrate with much gratitude the beautiful life I now have. My dignity is usually intact and I rarely stray into my murky memory of him, but this rant felt good. He was my drug of choice and nearly destroyed me. I am a survivor. His next wife can vandalize whatever she wants.
There's something special about the pickaxes. Something intangible, statement-saying, unique, with just a dash of violent threat. I think that's my favorite.I like the new avatar, Cary. Is that one of the Hanson brothers from Slap Shot?
oo these are priceless! as one who was cheated on, i can soooo relate, but i just couldnt do something so malicious, (although i might try a billboard next time!). something about karma. hell, that sack of crap even tried to get with my best friend who told him to drop dead.
The Emily billboards and the gal actively spraypainting the car were part of a viral marketing campaign. It was advertising some TV show that I don't think even got off the ground. Here's the link:http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/
Take that you Barstard!(that first picture was priceless)
Wow, they were right when they said "Hell hath no fury..." Love some of these, but I could never do that. I don't get mad, I get even! The pick-axes were pretty cool tho...that would give the bastard nightmares!
I worked with a woman who followed her cheating husband to his girlfriend's house. She decided to slash his tires and ended up slashing her own hand instead, requiring several stitches. That would be my luck.
Aries - thanks, but no. Looks like one of them, though, doesn't it?Great flick. They made action figs of the three brothers. I should get them. They're always on clearance.
Cary, don't be creeped out, but I had a dream about you last night. You were hosting karaoke night (it was one of those insane signature pics on a body, but it was "you"). You were trying to talk me out of singing Tori Amos. Strange. Just wanted to share with you. Obviously I spend too much time online. LOL
I'm not much into revenge either. And I am much too practical to do something like the billboard thing that Emily did. If the money came from a joint account to pay for that billboard, she is wasting her own money as well as his.
ugh. Classless. Women and men should take the high ground. Walk away... karma has a way of catching up with people. Cheaters aren't worth the fine/restitution/jail time.
Rph - were we naked?
Wow! Impressive, but most were illegal. Even if the billboard wasn't real, it's worth considering if ever needed. I also like the flyer idea. Hmmmmm.
I did the "cheating husband" thing, only it was a cheating fiance, and I put all his shit out on the street with a sign reading "FREE"...by the time he got home from work, he had no home (he didn't have a key to the apartment we shared), I'd sold our waterbed, his dresser and TV, and all the rest of his crap was GONE from the front. I did however, in a moment of grace, bring all his uniforms to his 1st Sergeant's office, and explained why I was doing so. He didn't have to go buy any new uniforms...but he also got in a LOT of trouble with his 1SGT (he wasn't supposed to be living off post...OOOPS!) LOVE the billboard one the best!
I can honestly say I've done worse.And unlike many, I was proud to exact my revenge.:)
OH-OH, sb, did it involve a knife?
Totally. Frikkin. Awesome.
So, I went to that blog - the one by the girl with the billboard - but it reads like entertaining revenge! There's no mention of it being fake. It seems fake, but I love all the stuff she did do him, so I'm gonna hope it was at least partially true;)
I dunno - in this day and age (especially after 9/11 and the patriot act) the po-po take a dim view of any type of vandalism; regardless of the justification.Before doing something like this in retaliation, think about the consequences of an arrest for a felony, losing your job because of that felony - and not being about to find employment in your _chosen_ career field because that albatross will follow you forever.Hey - wake up, people! Living well is the best revenge.
The last one made me sad...I understand he cheated on you, but that poor M3 had nothing to do with his man-whorisms. The owner deserves to get smacked, but not the fine german auto. Plus, I bet it would hurt him more to take it in the divorce.
Speaking of whacking off his manhood, MJ, Lorena Bobbitt is remarried now with a 2 yr old baby girl...I hope he's invested in a metal chastity belt or something...
LMAO at the pickaxe photo. It is making me think of acupuncture for cars...
The last one is a work of art and as an artist myself I would have no trouble duplicating that. If the need arose...
LOLROF, cheating is never a good thing. Just come clean and say you want to move on.
A friend of mine had his girlfriend cheat on him. He broke up with her, but he was quite civil about the ordeal.Maybe he should have removed her clitoris. ;D
If he could find it... which is probably why she cheated on him in the first place. All thumbs.
Prime reason to stay single... mean women!
Some of the photos look like they were done by men exacting revenge on their cheating girlfriends or wives... Regardless, frankly that freaks me out. Funny? Yes, some of them are. But they are also all stupid. Anybody who resorts to such means of revenge, instead of the obvious one -- lead a good life! forget the piece of shit who cheated on you! that'll show him/her! --, certainly needs some therapy. They look like abusive wackos too. I almost -- but not quite -- think the cheating pieces of shit may actually have been right to cheat. Maybe they were the ones getting out of abusive relationships.
Great conversation I had with a friend many years ago:her: My boyfriend dumped me for another girl. Then he cheated on her with me, but she found out and there was hell to pay.Me: How did she find out?Her: Funny thing. She found my panties in his bed.Me: Hmmm
It's the cars that really suffer. Heartbreaking.
This is so hilarious!!! Rotfllll god the small d*ck one is priceless
I can't believe theres a picture with the woman actually spraying the car. Is it true what they say about red headed fury? LOL
If you ask me the retaliation methods here are no better than the original transgressions. It's not cool when you slash someone's tires or throw paint at other people's property. Seems a little psycho. In the end letting people get to you to the point of where you want to do harm to them or others means you lose. The More You Know_/*
I wouldn't mind my hoo-ha being displayed on a billboard.
Ok, send me a pic and I'll post it.
WAOOOO PERO ESTAS PERSONAS ESTAN LOCAS DE VERDAD ,YO VEO A ALGUIN HACIENDO ESO EN MI CARRO Y TE JURO QUE LO MATO COMO A UNA CUCARACHA WAOOOO NO HAY MENTE NINGUNA AHI ...!!! FROM MIAMI FL
wow. you have so serious shit goin on here :)
this cheating thing is overhyped, in my view. Humans are NOT born to be faithful.Declaring a "unrestricted sex" society and ethics would remove nearly all the trouble with lying (as this is the main source of anger, I suppose and not the sexual act itself).These punishments are WAY too humiliating and uncivil for an act that is so deeply natural.(before you ask, yes, I am a man, and yes, this policy should be applied to women as well.)
Get him back by having a slut with stds hit on him and he goes for it and gets awful things happening down there in his private zone. You can probably find something like this on-line and pay the slut a little crack money. Funny huh? He should'nt have cheated in the first place, what a hard lesson for him to learn.
These people should be arrested and charged for causing property damage. That would give them time to cool down and think logically instead of being abusive. Public shaming is a form of abuse, and the courts should charge people fully.The red headed "lady" was caught red handed...I hope she is rotting in jail.
As a recently (and often, it seems) cheated on girlfriend, this is exactly what i've been looking for to make me feel just a little bit better :) Although i don't condone this kind of vandelizim,(i am rather partial to the flying banner and the posters though), all i have to say is: thanks to all the ladies out there who have the balls to stick it to these pricks! from all of us who really, really, REALLY want to, but just can't.
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