Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Wedding Dress Of The Day

How tacky! He wore a light colored tie over a white dress shirt. C'mon dude! Show a little fashion sense.

At least his wife knows how to dress.

Thanks to Keva, Angela and Amy, who all sent this photo, presumably because they are envious of this woman's style and class.



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28 comments:

lyndalybraryan said...

I'm sure she paid more for those boobs than any other part of the wedding.
So, of course she had to make sure that they were displayed in the classiest way possible.

tantieyaya said...

Dear god please tell me she's a porn star, or some similar whorish occupation...

Cary said...

Yep. Real estate agent, I'm guessing.

tantie.. I can't read your name now without seeing that pic of you in my head! ha

voronya said...

well i guess he wasnt marrying her for her sense of style...

rkintn said...

LOL He's mesmerized by the boobs...probably how she managed to get him to marry her LOL Good thing she's watching where she's walking cause all he's lookin' at is her jiggilious jugs LMAO

Cary said...

There is such a thing as too big. I can't believe I said that, but it's true.

Regan said...

How much double-sided tape must she be using???

holly said...

Unless there's some gorilla glue involved here, "wardrobe malfunction" is written all over this. I have to say, I would rather get married wearing a bra made out of my man's underwear than look like her. Yikes.

Emily C. said...

There's a weird shadow up by her shoulder. Photoshop job, perhaps?

Yaya said...

OMG!

Cary said...

Emily - I hope so.

Holly - Gorilla Glue.. I got some of that stuff on my hands the other day. Worse than Krazy Glue. If girlfriend put that on her "jiggilicious juggs" (Rhonda), she's in for some hard times.

amy said...

HEY!!! Wait a minute... When I sent this I said I had the same thing--only in black--and was asking for an opinion on my style sense! Didn't know my pals would think it so, uh, distracting. ::sniff::

Anonymous said...

Are you sure she should be wearing white?

Dan said...

whole new meaning to "white trash". I'm talking about the dress.

MJ said...

You know, what's so sad is that she probably paid a whole lot for that dress. And that dress would probably look good on some people. Y'know, people who wouldn't be falling out of it...

But it doesn't on her. And God is probably going to smite her for lying so badly and wearing white on her wedding day...

Tonya said...

Emily C.....

Maybe they photoshopped the tattoo off her shoulder for the wedding pic.

It looks to me that her right nipple is showing. Ok, not the nipple itsself but the halo surrounding it. A BIG halo, indeed!

I'll bet her parents are proud!

Lefty said...

Spirit gum and bailing wire holdin' that thing on. That's going to be one nasty band-aid to rip off.

My guess is that if she's wearing something like this on her wedding day, she gets a bit more slutty in day-to-day wardrobe choices.

voronya said...

is that possible??

Reenie said...

Maybe, please God, they honeymooned at “Shark Alley,” Gansbaai, South Africa.

(Ouch. That's really bad karma, but I couldn't help it.)

Daisy said...

Nice touch that she wore those long, classy, above-the-elbow, fingerless gloves---wouldn't want her to catch a chill if a cool breeze kicks up.

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

are you f-ing kidding me?! i want to see pictures of the bridal party. because i'm gay like that.

~Angela~ said...

So glad you posted this. It is a sensational dress.

Heidi Renée said...

I would like to see Keira "Don't Photoshop in Bigger Boobs on My Picture" Knightley in this dress.

Tracie said...

I'm thinking this wedding was one class affair, if the boobage and the guy in the background who appears to be taking a swig from a beer are any indication.

This pic sent me to my beloved Miss Manners for the exact quote of which I had a vague memory. After stating the cleavage on the bride is allowed only over Miss Manners' dead body, she states "Any visible suggestion that one feels sexy when getting married is redundant." Indeed! But this is, of course, mild compared to her opinion of the idea of a wedding with an all-nude bridal party...

Tracie said...

I also meant to say, with regard to Cary's comment that there apparently is such a thing as too big -- it's entirely possible that those boobs would not seem too big if they were, uh, harnessed properly. It's the stuffing of triple Es into what I'm guessing is about a B-cup that is causing the problem...

URBAN BLONDE said...

"Shy Susie looked high and low for a wedding dress that would detract people from staring at her face as she walked down the aisle. On her Wedding Day she knew she had chosen well."

Anonymous said...

I just tortured my fiance by showing him this and telling him I was going to have it remade for our wedding. Hey, I've got the jugs for it!

Iain said...

my gosh. I've seen it all now.