Oh, he clenched when the sparks started flying, I gua-rawn-tee you. That's why the thing never shot. And therein lies the rub of shooting projectiles from your rectum.. the involuntary clench foils it every time.
That boy's gonna have a hard time ever getting laid. "Oh, you like Josh? Did you see that thing he did on YouTube?" That should be reason enough to keep rockets out of your own ass.
I went to one of those Passion Parties (sex toys and the like), and the distributor or whatever you want to call her explained that the only toys meant to go in the back entrance are wide enough at one end to keep them from getting sucked in when that involuntary clenching of the sphincter occurs. I guess that's why there are so many stories about people having to go to the ER to have stuff removed from up there...
Ew -- I can't believe I'm writing about this in a public forum :-P
this is why i love being a paramedic, the stories me and other paramedics get to share, too bad we don't have the video. stories only no names places addresses nothing like that gotta respect hippa, but if you don't respect your own rectum you deserve to be made fun of!
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16 comments:
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH!
someone has to say it....
What an asshole!
How could you not clench?
Guy deserved the oozing scab that resulted from that larf.
Oh, he clenched when the sparks started flying, I gua-rawn-tee you. That's why the thing never shot. And therein lies the rub of shooting projectiles from your rectum.. the involuntary clench foils it every time.
In addition to the "asshole" comments, youth is wasted on the young, came to mind.
But as a parent to an 11 year old boy, I'll be sure to add this to my list of "don't you ever...".
And therein lies the rub of shooting projectiles from your rectum.. the involuntary clench foils it every time. - HAHAHAHAHA!!
My 5 year old son heard me laughing and came to see why. Thank GOD he didn't see. I'd have had a terrible time convincing him that that's not cool.
Thank goodness I don't have any boys!
Neither does he.. anymore.
That boy's gonna have a hard time ever getting laid.
"Oh, you like Josh? Did you see that thing he did on YouTube?"
That should be reason enough to keep rockets out of your own ass.
Tomorrow's leaders, today...
I went to one of those Passion Parties (sex toys and the like), and the distributor or whatever you want to call her explained that the only toys meant to go in the back entrance are wide enough at one end to keep them from getting sucked in when that involuntary clenching of the sphincter occurs. I guess that's why there are so many stories about people having to go to the ER to have stuff removed from up there...
Ew -- I can't believe I'm writing about this in a public forum :-P
I love the way he raises his arms as if victorious. There's youth in a nutshell; pride in public stupidity.
this is why i love being a paramedic, the stories me and other paramedics get to share, too bad we don't have the video. stories only no names places addresses nothing like that gotta respect hippa, but if you don't respect your own rectum you deserve to be made fun of!
Had I not just left the E.R. of a level 1 trauma center and seen a guy with burns over 80% of his body, I'd think this was riotous.
It's still pretty damn funny. This guy got what he deserved...
"dumbass" is more like it
I assume that his ass will be hairless for a while, and we know what fun and hilarity will ensue from that...
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