Hilarity from Cracked.com. Link from Spinderfella - thanks.
Take a man. Add eye work, unisex glasses and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair -- if possible, a dye job. A little doughy-ness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks and by all means fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder, and there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.
AL FRANKEN
He Is: Writer. Rush Limbaugh tormentor.
Looks Like: The art director of Lands' End catalog.
ROBERT REDFORD
He Is: Actor. Director.
Looks Like: The head of Women's Studies at Community College of Denver.
WARREN BEATTY
He Is: Actor. Director. Former BFF of Carly Simon.
Looks Like: The famed foe of Bobby Riggs.
KYLE MCLACHLAN
He Is: Actor known for his work with David Lynch and Elizabeth Berkley.
Looks Like: A manager of a website about two pet dogs.
MASI OKA
He Is: Actor. Time Magazine whiz kid. Reported I.Q. of 180 (same as cast of Carpoolers).
Looks Like: The author of a paper stating sex with a man is, by definition, a hate crime.
DANA CARVEY
He Is: Comic. Actor. Drummer. Impersonator of the President Bush with more successful foreign policy.
Looks Like: The runner of a rescue service for emotionally abused cats.
RICK JAMES (bitch!)
He Was: Musician. Famously sampled funk legend. Fan of hair extensions. Troubled individual.
Looked Like: A person who reportedly married a lesbian comic who goes by the single name "Margaret."
TIM ROBBINS
He Is: Actor. Writer. Tall person. Compulsive do-gooder in a less-crazy-than- Sean-Penn way.
Looks Like: Winner of 12 straight division wins as coach of Florida Gators women's volleyball team in the late 1970s and early 80s.
MIKE NICHOLS
He Is: Writer. Director. Comic. Long-time partner to morning news show anchor Diane Sawyer. Directed Angels in America and Catch-22.
Looks Like: Director of four episodes of The L Word.
RICKY GERVAIS
He Is: Comic. Writer. Actor. Creator of the hugely popular The Office and the somewhat less popular Extras.
Looks Like: Someone who moved to Aleutian Islands with social worker partner and is studying to be a priest in the Anglican Church.
KIM JONG-IL
He Is: Leader of North Korea.
Looks Like: A Lea-DeLaria-impersonating soccer mom.
BRUCE JENNER
He Is: An old lesbian.
Looks Like: An old lesbian. With bad plastic surgery.
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13 comments:
Okay, those are just creepy, but so true. WTF happened to Robert Redford?? {:0
I LOVE the Kyle and Dana ones. That's totally what they look like!
OMG SO funny!!!! I loved that you saved the best for last - Bruce Jenner is just downright strange looking!!!
David Bowie?
Fantastic, as usual.
Bruce Jenner's face haunts my dreams. That is some horrid plastic surgery I will never understand. Why would a strong, good-looking man do that to himself? I had to check old 1970's photos of him, there was absolutely nothing wrong with his face!
What about Paul McCartney? Or, is looking exactly like Angela Lansbury not the same thing as looking like an old lesbian?
Add Brett Michaels and his weave. Hideous!
Bruce Jenner is a creepfest.
Add wire-rimmed glasses to Dana Carvey and he looks just like an old lesbian I know. Should I send the link to her?
Great comments - astute observations and additions.
I must repeat: Jenner is freak-ugly.
Did Cracked.com get this from Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.com? They have the exact same guys/women on there and then some.
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
They do look like old lesbians...uncanny...and very funny.
Good Job! :)
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