These gals might not turn up on anybody's top five list, but I'd get jiggy wid em.
Robin Meade (CNN)
I love her headlines.
Ashley Jensen ("Extras," "Ugly Betty")
I got something extra ugly for her
Jean Smart ("Designing Women," "24")
My favorite MILF
Kristen Wiig ("Saturday Night Live," Knocked Up)
She's funny, and funny is sexy
Megyn Price ("Grounded For Life")
Ground me. Spank me.
Wendie Malick ("Just Shoot Me")
If you say so, baby. A little skinny for my taste, but what the hell.
Martie McBride (The Dixie Chicks)
I'm ready to make nice
Paula Zahn
"This just in ..."
Unknown mugshot girl
You've been a very bad girl. I might have to use my nightstick.
Chelsea Handler
Oh, I'll handle her, all right.
Gabrielle Union
I got your union, baby.
Bea Arthur
You heard me. It wouldn't be easy, but if the subject of Bea Arthur ever comes up, how many people on this earth can say, "Bea Arthur? Yeah, I nailed her."
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Tina Fey, dude.
Right on, Aries. I'd give her 30 rocks.
Cary! You so naaa-steeeee...
Aaah, Bea Arthur. The holy grail... Wily, elusive.
Thanks, Supreme.
Lefty - I read your comment on my phone in the car and cackled until the car behind me honked because the light was green.
Nice "O face, Bea.
Heh.
Nice line-up.
What about the "Hunt" girls?
Bonnie Hunt - cute as a bug and a MAJOR Cub fan
Helen Hunt - what can I say?
Holly Hunter - talk about cute as a bug - especially with the long hair.
Girls - words of advice: Don't cut your hair - ever!
Helen - no way. She bugs me.
Bonnie - yeah, she's cute.
Holly - oh hell no. Great actress but she's a man and not very nice IRL.
Does Bea's mustache give her an unfair advantage? Tickle, tickle!
Lindsey: HAHAHA!!! You made me snort. "tickle, tickle." Yay!
Linds.. heh.. now you know her little secret.
Wendie Malick - interesting - that's who your wife kinda reminded me of from the Mothers Day post.
My wife IS Wendie Malick. One of these days I'm gonna get lucky, I just know it. She's held me off for 20 years.
I thought you could call women MILFs only if they're old enough to be *your* mom....
Liz - ouch!
Cary - your CNN girl's "headlines" are noticeably two different sizes. I suppose that doesn't concern you?
You forgot Betty White, she's supah freaky. Sure she plays a nice in most of her roles, but you know she's a ho fo sho.
This is for you Cary :D
http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue5/images/nude_2.jpg
Amber-
Yeah, but Betty White's been around the block. I've nailed her at least twice.
Show of hands, who's nailed Betty White?
Liz - yet another reason I put Bea in there.
Regan - they look all right to me. And even natural headlines are typically uneven. I think I can overlook it.
Amber - I almost posted that pic for Bea, but thought better of it. Thank you. Betty played a big time ho on Mary Tyler Moore.
That's not Bea Arthur... that's a MAN, man!!!!
I'll pass on the Bea Arthur of her day and and take the Adrienne Barbeau of her day instead!
Bea Arthur, OMG.
Unknown Mugshot Girl looks like she'd be handful for you, Cary. You know, till Wendie comes through for you at least.
A personal "YIKES!" on the Betty White. She looks almost exactly like my grandmother. And what's worse is her persona on the show is dead on my grandma.
I know my brother would put Martha Stewart on this list. Don't ask me...
And I'm totally with you on Ashley Jensen.
I'd also add Burnadette Peters, Sangita Myska (from the BBC) and let's not forget Jennifer Tilly.
No Kate Winslet?
I must admit to Emily Watson and Cate Blanchett. And Miranda Otto for old times sake.
Don't you mean Robin Meade on the basis of her headlamps? (There's an 'Extras' reference there.)
Ashley Jensen, yes, but not on the basis of that picture!
Wendie Malick: no way.
Megyn Price: yes way. She is a well built young woman and those cute Heidi pig tails...
Paula Zahn and Martie McBride: Mother and daughter fantasy?
Kristen Wiig: Funny thing is she looks just like another TV comedian called Clare Hooper who is sexy as she's funny. Her great tits have nothing to do with it.
http://ten.com.au/ten/good-news-week-hosts-claire-hooper.html
Dude, I'd bang Chelsea Handler, too. And I consider myself pretty hetero.
Bea Arthur - Ah, and then there's Maude.
I'm quitting my job in two weeks, so I'll have more time to read your blog.
I suppose if you can get past Bea's 5 O'clock shadow!
Cary, I love what you said about skinny! You have great taste in chicks, for the most part.
Lefty - I got to third base with Betty but her dad walked in on us before we could go all the way.
Sandi - yes she does. As Roy D. Mercer would say, "It ought to be a pretty good tussle."
Peter - yeah, Bernadette for sure.
Bludger - Kate has a permanent place on my regular top five list. These are my also-rans. Miranda Otto - yes.
Elisabitch - good. You've been missed.
GD - thanks.
Excellent call on Megyn Price. She's excellent in "Rules of Engagement," too.
And it looks like Unknown Mugshot Girl was coming from or going to the beach or pool. Extra classy!
And how about that hottie receptionist in NBC The Office! I forget her name...
I can't believe Bea Arthur made it but Richard Simmons didn't!
My hubby has the hots for Katie Couric, and the wife from "Everybody Loves Raymond"--I've passive-aggressively forgotten her name. :)
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