A great list idea from LOTD newcomer Collaroy.
Along with trace amounts of junk in his groin
"He seemed really tense," she said.
And then teach him how to wipe
Let us know how that goes
And discovers the sound of one hand clapping
The whore has a point
"Smells like ass," they say.
Living in Utah must be rougher than I imagined
Here, put one in your hands. They love it.
"Pinches off a giant piece of weekend box office."
Seaman shoots... he scores!
Police let him go with a warning and some Tic Tacs
Explosive issue finally reaches satisfying conclusion
But Nike still kisses his ass
Do you have a permit for that thing?
They celebrate with dinner at the Y
She's gonna be busy
Over $10,000 raised for the Eyeless Children Fund
In related news, local man gives birth to 11 biscuits
What are the odds?
"... and find it difficult to fit in."
Then farts, rolls over and goes to sleep
Then, not surprisingly, lied about taking it in the butt
Photos from Oddee.com, CollegeHumor.com, Flickr.com.