Monday, June 30, 2008

15 Celebrity Mullets Of The Day

From Tracey and my pals over at Asylum.com.


15. Richard Dean Anderson

You can request a "MacGyver-style" cut just about anywhere in the world, and the barber will know what to do.


13. Florence Henderson

Despite Florence Henderson's Brady-est effort, the mullet never caught on with the gals like it did with the fellas.


10. David Faustino

Legend has it that "Married With Children" producers encouraged Faustino to grow out his mullet to distract the audience from noticing he was a good foot shorter than even the female members of his television family


8. Hulk Hogan

Remove the bandanna, and it is revealed to be a skullet, but the skullet is an important member of the mullet family.


6. Kiefer Sutherland

If Jack Bauer had a mullet, he would use it to torture confessions out of terror suspects.


5. Michael Bolton

"How are we supposed to live without Michael Bolton's mullet?" We ask ourselves that question every time we see the crooner's sleek new coif.


4. Chuck Norris

It gets somewhat obscured by all of his other great powers, but Chuck Norris has been rocking a first-class mullet for decades now


2. Patrick Swayze

The years 1984-1991 can be defined by three words: Patrick Swayze's mullet. Anyone who disagrees obviously wasn't there.

For the rest, see the full list at Asylum.com


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12 comments:

Greta/Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? said...

Awww yayah! Thank for the Achy Breaky Monday!

Liz C said...

Ah, but back in the day, Flo's mullet was called a 'shag'. All the hot chick were rockin' the shag, you know.

There are subtle differences, particularly in the back. A shag is medium-to-short hair down the back that lengthens to a fringe down the back of the neck. A true mullet is long hair from the crown all the way down.

Just had to throw that our for historical tonsorial accuracy.

Heather said...

If I recall correctly (and I may not, it was a long, long time ago you know), they weren't called mullets until they went out of style. In the 80s, at least for the girls, it was called a "bi-level" cut. Of course, the girls all permmed the backs of theirs...

Molly's Mom said...

They forgot Steve Perry!

TheCourteousChihuahua said...

Dang....mullet notwithstanding, I had forgotten what a hottie Mel Gibson used to be!

omg - Jaromir Jagr and I had the same hairdo. I never realized it was a mullet.

Anonymous said...

1974. I wore a Flo Brady shag. I was in 9th grade. I thought I was hot.

Gem said...

What a SWEEEET list. cheers cary!!! (my fav., of course, was Swayze...mmm mmm mmmmmm).

LVGurl said...

My mom had the Carol Brady when I was born. Luckily for her, it was 1974 and entirely acceptable.

Bludger said...

I'm sticking with Iva Davies...don't care what anyone says.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPl7Hr3zw-g&feature=related

Although Billy Ray is hard to top. I imagine that Islamic terrorist recruiters making their case for the downfall of western civilisation just show a picture of Billy Ray Cyrus...

Lisa said...

Where's Kenny "trying-to-pass-my-mullet-off-as-just-curls" G?

The grossest one is Michael "my hair is sliding off the back of my head" Bolton.

...Barbra Peapod

Laura said...

This is when I fell in love with (and continue to be to this day) Kiefer...mullet and all. **puuuurrrrr**

Ooopps, sorry to my hubby. Hehehe.

Anonymous said...

I have a boner...
xo
V