Thursday, May 29, 2008

News Story Of The Day: Naked Maid Cleans Up

Wow, you really can't get good help anymore, can you? My question is, where does a naked maid hide stolen loot?

I'd pay money to see a video of Mr. Man explaining to his wife why all her juries are gone.

A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.


  1. Ok, I don't even have mansicles, but that picture hurt me! Ouch...I cannot imagine how much that would hurt.

  2. Nice pumps. Lucky for him she went in toe first.

    My hubby usually bitches about our cleaning lady, unless she brings some cute, young, hot girl to help. Sure way to stop the complaining.

  3. Hmmm...she must have stashed the loot in her bucket of cleaning supplies, amongst the spray furniture polish and dust cloths and such. :D

    As for the red shoe incident, apparently the lady of the house believes in the slightly adapted version of the Old Testament Biblical adage, "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth... jewels for jewels."


  4. Daisy.. ZING! HA!

    I don't think I want to see her Windex wipes dispenser, though.

  5. I imagine some of that jewelry is probably a little sharp when placed in dirty places.



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