Friday, May 30, 2008

Junk Mail Of The Day

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FADE IN

CARY looks down, pulls open his waistband.

CARY

Hey big fella, sorry to wake you. Just checking in. Looks like a quiet day today, so you can rest. You earned it after all that celebrating we did yesterday for National Masturbation Month. The Mrs. is out of town, so all I'll need you for is a few pee breaks. I'll lay off the internet pron so you can sleep. Enjoy your break. Oh, and don't worry, I won't make any decisions without you.

CARY closes his waistband.

FADE OUT
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11 comments:

  1. I smiled at one of the segments that Real Sex (HBO) was running last night about a masturbation club.

    I mean, not that I watch Real Sex, or anything, well, not on a regular basis, and I certainly wasn't, um, interested in a club that's sole purpose is to masturbate, but, yeah, I found it amusing.

    Course, I'm easily amused. ;-)

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  2. Wow, thanks Cary. I've always wanted to listen in on a conversation between you and your..er, member. :o) My day is complete. I'll have that in my head all day..LOL. That was funny!

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  3. Real Sex is interesting, but they keep showing the same ones over and over again. They say they're on #34 or #35, but the only ones I ever see are the ones with the food and the woman giving BJ lessons.

    Sometimes I think they should call it Real Freaky Sex.

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  4. E - yes.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pron

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  5. geek speak its "pr0n"

    ...and Cary, do you find that the more sex you have, the more you want sex? Thats the way it goes for me. Maybe its my age... or I'm a nymph... either way lucky bastard that husband of mine! w3333333!!!!

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  6. I was wondering who you were talking to in the bathroom stall today.

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  7. Keva.. member.

    Chick.. yes, I'm the same way. Every time I get it, I think, wow, I'd like to do that again next year.

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  8. Biggest mistake guys make is letting the little head tell the big head what to do. ;)

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  9. Wow way to keep your penis in the loop.

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  10. Oh he's in the loop all right.

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