Friday, April 11, 2008

Porno Movie Titles Of The Day

I want this job.

Remember The Tightun's
Diddle-Her On The Roof
The DaVinci Load
Schindler's Fist
All About Steve
Splendor In The Ass
Lawrence Of A Labia
Jurassic Pork
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
Saturday Night Beaver
Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy
Add Momma To The Train
Sorest Rump
Ordinary Peepholes
Inspect Her Gadget
Dirty (And) Hairy
The Sexth Sense
Peeing John Malkovich
Total Reball
The Man Who Blew Too Much
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Good Will Humping
The Sperminator
Jack/Off
Field of Creams
Bend Hur
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Bright Lights, Big Titties
Inrearendence Day
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Sperms of Endearment
Wandhi
Eat Me In St. Louis
Das Booty
Dog-Style Afternoon
Fleshdance
Mr. Holland's Anus
In Diana Jones At The Temple Of Poon
Passenger 69
Tail In Two Cities
Tits, A Wonderful Life
Shanghai Poon
Buttman Forever
Edward Penishands
My Bare Lady
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
For Your Thighs Only
The Bootyguard
Rosemary's Booby
Tailiens
Bi-curious George
What Reams May Come
Done In 60 Seconds
There's Something In and Out of Mary
Face Jam
Tittylickers & Tittylickers 2
The Legend In Bagger’s Pants
Gang Bangs Of New York
On Golden Blonde
Rambone
The Loin King
The Wadfather
E.T.: The Extra Testicle
Creamer vs. Creamer
Assablanca
Pokahotass
Bangin’ In The Rain
GladHeAteHer
Throbbin' Wood
Spanking 12 Monkeys
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Moulin Spooge
You've Got Tail
Woodfellas
The Spooge-itive
Snatch Adams
Phallus In Bunderland
Hung Wankenstein
101 Fellations
Itty Bitty Gang Bang

12 comments:

  1. Yankee Doodle went to town,
    A-Riding on a pony;
    He stuck a feather in his hat,
    And called it macaroni.

    Yankee Doodle, keep it up,
    Yankee Doodle dandy;
    Mind the music and the step,
    And with the girls be handy

    Such appropriate verse, when entitling porn.

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  2. GladeHeAteHer...the plot was a little trite, but the soundtrack...awesome...

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  3. It was too long. Went on forever. The climax was worth it, though.

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  4. I remember walking through Times Square in the early 90s, back before it was cleaned up, and seeing the movie poster for Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?

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  5. We have a XXX theater in town that has a bright marquee. It always puts its latest film up. I've seen many of the ones you've listed.

    The family favorite, though, came on St. Patrick's Day many years ago ...

    "Porned Beef and Grabbage."

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  6. Kate.. nice. And you bring up an important point. Some of these are actual porn movies, though most are just made-up names. I was recently surprised to learn that Edward Penishands is a real movie.

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  7. My all time favorite: Romancing the Bone...lol.

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  8. I like Moulin Spooge :-)

    Porn titles are always a great source of hilarity. One time on a girls weekend, we went into an "adult film" store to see if we could locate and Seymour Butts titles (we'd been watching the Showtime series "Family Business" that featured him and his family going about their days -- pretty entertaining) and ended up about peeing ourselves yelling out titles to each other -- the dead-eyed kid slumped at the counter didn't seem to mind. My favorite was, I assume, some other producer's answer to the popular "Chicks with Dicks" series: "Slut with Nuts."

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  9. Don't forget Edward PenisHands

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