What company makes this cream? L'Orifice? Essence of Booty? Burt's B-hole?
From Vaniqua, via The Huffington Post.
Would You Put This Crap On Your Face?.
Women have long been known to go to great lengths for that perfect, milky white and luminous complexion. But some New Yorkers are taking it just one step further.
According to the New York Post: For just $216, Shizuka Bernstein will slather your face in feces for a full 50 minutes - what she calls the "Geisha Facial" - at her Midtown spa, Shizuka New York.
The ancient Japanese cleanser - geishas and kabuki dancers have been using the bird poop to wash off their heavy white makeup since the 18th century - contains guanine, which supposedly removes pollutants and blackheads, and helps even out skin tone.
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I don't care if it makes me look like Halle Berry - no thanks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll be holding onto my zits thx
ReplyDeleteSo glad I could contribute. I always come with the GOOD INFO. So helpful, rite? That's Vaniqua!
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I draw the line at putting that Hask sheep placenta on my hair.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if Mike Rowe asked me to...
I'm wondering if your mug shot of the day person has had one of these facials?! I'm thinking maybe yes she has. None for me, though, thanks!
ReplyDeleteSleestak! HA HA HA! =D
Phew -- I misread it and at first I thought Shizuka Bernstein would slather your face in her feces!
ReplyDeleteWhat a relief! Since it's only bird poop, that's not nearly so bad... (urp)
I'm with anonymous. If Mike Rowe wanted to slather my face in bird poop... I'd seriously consider it.
Why not? Vain and gullible women (and men?) have to be relieved of their $216 somehow, and plastering their faces with bird shit is as good a method as any.
ReplyDeleteWell, it is cynical Thursday here...
Well, this is a serious toss-up: slather my face with bird feces or teach the man in the most recent post how to masturbate. Hmmmm. Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteHa.
ReplyDeleteI've never known any dude who didn't instinctive know how to spank his monkey. I think the dude was full of it.
Dear God, people are so weird.
ReplyDeleteThis is marginally more stupid than Demi Moore attaching leeches to her belly button to "detoxify." Marginally.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I can scrape the stuff off my windshield....damn. I have a goldmine stuck to my window.
ReplyDeleteI deeply regret missing this post.
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