Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Poor Dumb Bastard Of The Day

You stupid, unromantic, crass, selfish bastard. I don't feel sorry for you at all. You probably knew she wasn't sure and thought you could force her hand with this stunt. D'oh!

On the bright side, your wife-not-to-be has a nice rack. Too bad you've seen the last of it. If you ever saw it at all, that is.

From my pal Steve Hatchett, who once hacked a kid's foot off for stepping on his lawn.



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19 comments:

  1. love it.

    why do some guys feel the need to make such big, stupid public displays?

    total. turn. off.

    are you reading this, men?

    total. turn. off.

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  2. Liv - I've been meaning to ask you something.

    I know we just met, but... will you marry me?

    thx in advance
    Cary

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  3. Wow..how sad. He should have definitely known that she was ready to get married. Oh well...he should get a lot of sympathy sex don't ya think?

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  4. This is hilarious! ....but Sarah's right. It was a stunt pulled by the team, probably for publicity, although possibly to torment the male portion of the audience into wondering if their girl would do that to them.

    It's now insidiously working its way across the nation, crawling Samara-esqe through the computer screen, and slowly destroying the trust in thousands of relationships.

    And all of this for publicity, Houston Rockets? For shame.

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  5. oh well.. he's still a dumbass. Ha.

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  6. OLD - FAKE
    How does it feel to get those comments on your own blog Mr. Cary?

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  7. It makes me feel young again, like the first daffodil of spring... or the early morning dew on a bed of freshly mown grass.

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  8. Samara-esque. :dies laughing: I feel all goosebump-y now for just watching it. I hope my phone doesn't ring anytime soon.

    But my face is now officially sad that I'm already married. (And that the video is fake.) I'd like to be proposed to in public so I can be ColdHeartedBitch on the intarwebz. Everyone else gets all the good action. Man.

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  9. I'm sad that I'm married too. Just kidding.

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  10. So, this one is a fake. But men do this stuff all the time for REAL. I was at a Triple-A baseball game this spring, and a guy proposed in the cheap seats during the middle of an inning. At Triple-A baseball. Woo-hoo. I think it was event $1 hot dog and $1 beer night. We could all really feel the romance.

    Then again, some girls out there might really like the public display. To each his own, I guess.

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  11. That was too funny and something I've always wanted to see for real...but that woman was a crappy actor and I think it was fake too. Watch how she looks around before she tells him no. It's just baddddd acting.

    The premise is hilarious tho!!!

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  12. Fake or not it made me laugh. In my narrative, he hooks up with the mascot.

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  13. Man, I'm bummed it was fake. I always dream about how I could have turned down my first proposal. Sadly, I did not. Alas, "starter marriages" are all the rage now!

    I love me a little drama. I'm bummed that was fake.

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  14. To quote Elaine from Seinfeld:
    Fake, fake, fake-fake.

    But it should at least scare off the dumb men that propose like that. Lame. Ask her because you love her, not because you want 15 minutes...

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  15. It's not fake. The Houston police found the guy face first in his own gore the next morning. The suicide note simply said, "I'm a loser." Sad really.

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  16. Link to a newspaper story documenting it or it didn't happen, steve.

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