Ummm.. wow. LOTD reader Seth showed me this. Freaky on so many levels. Did Chuck have a stroke, or did he just get new dentures?
Friday, December 7, 2007
From Stupid.com and LOTD regular, Heder. It just so happens that Stupid.com is a sponsor of this site, so if you want any of these fine products, please click their link in the sidebar. Thanks!
1. Mistletoe To Go
In the mood for love but on the go? Consider this portable mistletoe. This attractive arrangement of faux mistletoe comes with a suction cup that attaches to your forehead (or your butt) ($7.99)
2. The Hillary Nutcracker
Love her or hate her, this is a new take on Democratic presidential hopeful
who, in holiday tradition, is made into a nutcracker. ($9.99)
3. Slingshot Monkey
The Slingshot Monkey is a stuffed monkey dressed like a superhero. It flies up to 50 feet and screams along the way. ($6.99)
The talking action figure wears a T-shirt with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay." His limbs are bendable and he delivers a portion of his news conference after pleading guilty to lewd behavior in an airport bathroom. ($34.99)
America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon and even looks like real bacon. ($4.99)
No need to go through the expense and trouble of tracking down a moose and shooting it when you can simply buy an inflatable head for the trophy wall. (Sold out, sorry)
7. Electronic Yodeling Pickle
The electronic yodeling pickle is a 6-1/2" plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle's button, it belts out a yodel reminiscent of the Swiss Alps. (Sold out, sorry).
8. Poo-lar Bear Candy
It's a plastic polar bear that you fill with candy poop so when you press down on the bear's hind quarters, he poops out a tasty treat. ($5.99)
If you have trouble getting off the phone from some people, this small electronic device could be the answer. Press a button for "Whoops, there's the door" or "I can't hear you, you're breaking up," and you can get off the hook. ($9.99)
10. USB dancer
This bikini-wearing dancer plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port and when sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole. ($34.99)