Monday, November 19, 2007

Cool TV News Of The Day

ABC is posting short new webisodes for "Lost." These are all-new pieces, as the website explains:

Lost: Missing Pieces are 13 two- to three-minute stories of compelling, new, never-before-seen moments from the hit television show LOST. These newly-created scenes (not deleted scenes from previous episodes) reveal answers and new details about your favorite characters. For each story, we leave it up to the fans to figure out where these pieces fit into the overall mythology. The new stories are from the same creative team responsible for the series and feature the show's main actors in stories that have all the compelling values that make LOST one of the most popular dramas on television around the world.
Two pieces are up now, with a new ones posting every Monday. See them HERE.

The Chuck Norris Lever

I think this is the only Chuck movie I've never had the pleasure of cutting a spot for. Shame, that.

More Great Atlanta Concert News

How lucky can one city be? First Celine, now this! The gods are smiling on us.

George Carlin's Dirty Words: Vagina


Nicknames for the vagina, compiled by comedian George Carlin. These are even funnier than last week's penis words. I highlighted a few of my favorites.

ace of spades
adam's cave
altar of love
baby box
bearded clam
beaver
belly entrance
biscuit
black bess
black box
blossom
bluebeard's closet
box
briar patch
brown madam
bullseye
bunny
bush
button hole
cabbage patch
canal
candle holder
carnal canyon
Cap'n Fuzzy
cat's meat
cave of harmony
cave of the 7th happiness
cavern
cellar door
chute
chocha
clamper
cleft
clutch
cockpit
cooch/coochie
cookie
cooter
cooze
coupler
crack
cranny
crease
crevice
crumpet
dimple
divine scar
donut
eel-skinner
Ellie Mae Clamp-it
envelope
fig bush
figgy pudding
fish tank
flower
Fort Bushy
front window
furbox
furburger
furrow gap
gaper
gash
gate of heaven
ginch (who stole Christmas?)
ginny
girl-street
glove
glove of love
goat-milker
gravy-maker
gully-hole
hair pie
happy valley
harbor of hope
hatch
hedgehog
hog eye
hole
honey-hive
honey-pot
hoohoo
horse collar
hot box
hot spot
house under the hill
irish fortune
itching jenny
jack nasty-face
jaxy
jelly-roll
juice box
keyhole
lady jane
lamp of love
lapland
latching lucy
lather-maker
little mary
locker
long-eye
love sponge
love tunnel
lower lips
magpie's nest
manhole
mark of the beast
meat
meat curtains
meat grinder
missy-thang
mom's homemade slit pie
mother's little secret
mound
mount pleasant
mouse
mouth-that-cannot-bite
muff
naf
nature's tufted treasure
nest
niche
nook
nooky
notch
oat-bin
old mossyface
organ grinder
oven
oyster catcher
patch
pelt
pen wiper
pie
piece
pin cushion
pipe cleaner
piss flaps
pit
playpen
pocker
poke hole
poontang
poor man's blessing
prick
purse
pussy
puta
quiff
quill sharpener
quim
quiver
rose
sachet
sausage wrap
Sir Muffenstein
slash
slit
slot
snake charmer
snapper
snappin' clam
snappin' turtle
snatch
snatch-box
socket
sportsman's gap
stank
steam room
stuff
sugar basin
tail
temple of low men
tool chest
toy shop
treasure chest
trench
triangle
trim
tube
tuna
taca tunnel
tunnel of love
twat
tweeze
twinkie-lee
twitcher
vag
vajayjay
valley
velvet glove
venus highway
vertical smile
victoria's secret
wet cave of lust
wet weasel
whisker biscuit
wooly-burger
yawnie
yum-yum

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