We have a birthday

Give it up for today's birthday girl, LOTD fan Vaniqua! (applause). Happy birthday, V!



Who's got the cake? I'm ready to light the candles.

Best of LOTD: Awesome Tats

A rerun of Volume 1. Volume 2 coming Monday.

Further proof that our gene pool has been hopelessly and irreversibly contaminated.

(Don't scroll down if you are troubled by nudity, either real or illustrated.)


Don't stop now, dude. You still have room for The Death Star, Chewbacca and a few Ewoks.




WTF? OOK! LMAO!


I didn't know CVS was selling jeans now.




Kiss your sex life goodbye, honey. (Photoshop, not a real tat)





It says, "Unreadable."


Never let children play with permanent markers, especially while you nap.


"Come play with us, Danny. Forever. And ever. And ever."




Kowabunga, dipshit.




I wonder if he ever asks his kids, "How come I never get to meet any of your friends?"


Is that a corn dog?


Attitude problem?


All that when a simple "I'm a moron" would suffice.


Soon we will know if people can return from the dead, because if so, she's coming back to kick somebody's ass.


Early rejected draft of the Hooter's logo


They're gonna love him in prison.




How much you wanna bet Ryan Nicholas has a baby mullet with a tail?


That's the same look Clint would have if he saw this tattoo.


Someone didn't share the road


They got one out of two right.


Not everyone appreciated Gunnar's new ink.