Friday, October 5, 2007
Yahoo Answers is a forum where you can ask questions for other Yahoo users to answer, or answer questions other users post. I go there occasionally to entertain myself, and answered some yesterday, but I guess they didn't like one of my answers. Here's the e-mail:
You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safe and useful community, so we appreciate your consideration of its rules.
Question: Has anyone ever gotten you a gag gift? Did you like it?
Deleted Answer: Yes, I once received a buttplug in the shape of Lionel Richie's head --- just like that sculpture from the 80s video -- made of anthracite, but now I cannot get it out because the 'fro is too wide, and I don't want to rip my sphincter. The good news is, when I light my farts now, the blast of fire is amazing. I lit a campfire from 30 feet away with just one fart.
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