Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
Neither one of these is new, but good comedy stands the test of time.
Bless their fugly lil' hearts. I'll be nice and not use last names.kdCarrotKirstenIggyAmyClintTimToriClaySasquatchMartyStarSteveEstherJayMichaelMichaelPerezRachelMichaelLindaLyleMarilynJenna (and her brand new face)JonGaryHowardJackD.J.FlavaFergieWillemBrigitteSteven
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