Thursday, September 6, 2007
That poor girl ...
(he says, while posting videos that make fun of her)
Miss Teen South Carolina calls 911
The parents of Miss Teen South Carolina
You've heard about ridiculous requests that some performers make when they tour (no brown M&M's, etc.). Here are actual contract riders for backstage demands. Click names to see what they gotta have on tour. From The Smoking Gun.
Elton John - and the loo should be precisely 68.5 degrees
JLo - I think she likes white.
Janet Jackson - no fish ice!
Styx - two pizzas? Not a problem.
Busta Rhymes - Rough Riders and turkey burgers
Mandy Moore - doesn't need much, bless her heart
U2 - found what they're looking for: booze.
Diana Krall - hard to top JLo, but she did
Van Halen - everyone hates crappy tequila
Prince - expects gifts and flowers from fans. What a guy.
Sheryl Crow - at least she won't need much TP
Willie Nelson - smoke-free. Right.
Bloopers from my second favorite TV show, "Lost."