Headline of The Day

NFL reporting brisk sales of Michael Vick's 2008 jersey.

courtesy of The Onion

Comedy Video of The Day

Wanda Sykes makes me laugh. This is a bit from her HBO special, "Sick and Tired," where she discusses the pressure of having a vagina. Rated R, of course.

What They Wanted To Be

Early career aspirations of famous people. A great list from Tom K. and Eddie D., whose names sound like characters from a Bruce Springsteen song.

Tobey Maguire - chef

Groucho Mark - doctor

Tom Cruise - priest

Babe Ruth - tailor

Marilyn Monroe - teacher

Adolf Hitler - abbot

Jerry Lewis - writer

Alec Baldwin - lawyer

Lance Bass - as(s)tronaut (he passed the NASA exams)

Jennifer Lopez - hairstylist

George Lucas - race car driver

Dustin Hoffman - concert pianist

Angelina Jolie - funeral director (?!)

Paul McCartney - teacher

Whitney Houston - veterinarian

George Clooney - professional baseball player (he tried out for the Cincinnati Reds)

Forest Whitaker - classical tenor

Morgan Freeman - fighter pilot

Ringo Starr - cowboy

Agatha Christie - professional musician

Julia Roberts - veterinarian

Eminem - comic book artist

Fidel Castro - professional baseball player