Classic TV Show Open of The Day

Those Krofftt brothers were puffin' stuff, all right.

News Story of the Day

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U.S. To Re-Hang Saddam Hussein

WASHINGTON, DC—The re-hanging, which will be aired on all major networks, will be "brighter, cheerier, and more upbeat" than the first anticlimactic attempt.

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Engrish!

From a website whose name escapes me.


Now we know what duck sauce is.




Go over there to die, please. Thank you.


Does it really matter?


Finally - someone cracking down on liquor heads!




"Turd baby" - kind of redundant, isn't it?






Shave and a haircut.. two butts!


Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!


Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left




Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.


"Would you mind terribly if I strangled you?"


How do you screw up pigeon? C'mon!


Or, as it was called in the U.S., "Structure."


I knew it. Dog sauce 30 cent extra.




Most of can do that just fine on our own.


No break dancing!


Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds


"See you after the flight, Mom."




They need this in front of the Sheraton Manhattan.


Mmm.. that's good dork.