SANTA MONICA, CA— "I played in career mode for hours and kept feeling like I was playing the same annoying circus tune over and over," complained a disappointed gamer.
Now THIS is what I'm talking about! Envelopes that taste like bacon. So simple. So brilliant. What's funny is that the recipients of your mail will want to lick them, too, even after you did. I picture a big room of payment clerks at Bank Of America or the power company opening your bill payments and just lick-lick-lickin' the hell out of the envelopes to get even the smallest taste of delicious bacon-y goodness. And then they all contract H1N1 and die, which is okay by me. From Mmmvelopes.com (click pic to link).
Mug Shot of The Day
Don't look at me! I'm a hideous paper chaser!
T-Shirt of The Day
From Donkey Tees (click pic to link; all sales support this blog).
Engrish.com Pic of the Day
Poopie
Motivational Poster Of The Day
From Jill B.
WTF?! Album Cover Of The Day
From Frank & Tink
Dirty Book Of The Day
From Ravenous Romance. Click pic for more tawdry tales.