Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Commercial of The Day

Many thanks to DeAnne and Jim; both were kind enough to show me this spot. Good stuff!

Bad Plastic Surgery

Proceed with caution. The following photos are of a frank and horrific nature, and intended for a mature audience. There is also naughty language and a mutant nipple. Viewer discretion is advised.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Knock it off, you're fuckin' scary!

We're laughing too, Kenny. At you. Not with you.

Posh Spice and her roto-cans. I bet Beckham can't bend those anvils.

Priscilla - the new face of Ghoul by L'Oreal

And Mickey Rourke as Mr. Potato Face

All she's missing is a wick

Word out of Hollywood - Kate's a lock for Scream IV


Why, model Shaune Bagwell, why?

The strange case of Vivica Fox's mutant breast. Tape or implant gone south? You decide.

Pam Anderson's left nipple passed away in her sleep last night after a long battle with the scalpel

In another ironic bit of casting, Julie "Catwoman" Newmar will portray The Joker in the upcoming Batman Continues.

How many lifts can one man have
Before you still call him a man?
The answer, my friends
Is on Bruce Jenner's chin
Beneath his drawn botox'd cadaver skin

Not if she were the last woman on the planet

Once upon a time there was a pretty soap opera actress named Hunter Tylo who was so kind, she said to herself, "You know, self, you're just too pretty. It's not fair to everyone else. You need to be less pretty." So, she went to see the Evil Discount Plastic Surgeon and told him to make her ugly. And he did. The end.

The Human Skin Graft

The Cat Lady

Two more, suggested by Amy H.

I don't want what she's having

The tattoo is meant to be a distraction


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