The top 10 worst celebrity dads, from Maxim magazine.
10. David Hass--burp--selhoff
The Hoff, he like the drinky. What kind of jackass asks his kid to videotape him the next time he gets snockered?
9. Rick Hilton
Real nice job on Paris, guy. She's only a spoiled, brain-dead, exhibitionistic racist druggy jailbird. Did she call you crying from the pokey today?
8. Ozzy Osbourne
Two kids, two rehab bills. I guess those "just say no" messages just aren't that credible coming from a guy who said he once took acid every day for a full year.
7. Father Oliver O'Grady
While not technically a father, this scumbag should be #1 on the list. Abused so many children (25), they made a movie about him ("Deliver Us From Evil"). Here's hoping he'll be delivered to a special place in Hell for people who use religion to take advantage of others.
6. Michael Lohan
See Rick Hilton.
And he looks like such a nice guy.
5. Alec Baldwin
Phone fan. I bet his phone doesn't ring at all this Father's Day.
4. Joe Simpson
We're allowed to talk about Jessica's funbags. You aren't. Creep.
3. Darth Vader
Absentee father. Doesn't even meet his son until the kid is grown, and what's the first thing he does? Lops off the boy's hand! Nice.
2. Scott Peterson
Not technically a father, because he murdered his son in utero. Jeez, fucko, at least try it before you hate it. Not to be hateful, but I hope this oxygen- thief's rectum is the busiest corridor at San Quentin.
1. Michael Jackson
Kiddie-fiddler who dangled his own child out a hotel window. You're bad all right, Mikey. Really really bad.