Muchas gracias to LOTD fan Vaniqua for the hook-up!
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Another beer commercial you won't see in the U.S.
Bad Ideas
Things you should never do. Trust me.
Tell a 5-year-old a month ahead of time that you're going to Disney World
Flip off a truck full of construction workers
Get your wife a backpack for your first (or any) Christmas together
Order barbecue at a strip club
Believe the seller's disclosure sheet when buying a house
Eat Krystal on a road trip
Give your child a singing doll
Tell a cop, "Fuck you!"
Try to outrun a charging bison
Buy a Dell computer
Let a 4-year-old watch Grease unless you want her singing, "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee/Lousy with virginity" at school.
Try to install your own car stereo
Buy anything on TV or eBay while intoxicated
Try to retrieve something from the unfloored part of your attic
Tell your mother-in-law she should visit more often
Open a radiator cap after driving on the freeway for 4 hours
Believe one word that comes from the mouth of a corporate human resources manager
Own more than two dogs at once unless you live on a farm







