Thursday, May 24, 2007

Guest List: "Beautiful" People

Celebs looking rough. A guest list from the lovely and talented Miellyn. Thanks, Mie!


George Clooney: He should thank God every day for the E.R. makeup artist who taught him about eyebrow waxing (He must really like apples - c)



Scarlett Johansson: Imagine the noise coming out of her mouth... and the Italian Ice spittle.



Matthew McConaughey: After blowing it out on White J Crew Shirt Friday, MM woke up the next morning naked in the swamp, nestled between his bongo drums and Lance.



Gwen Stefani: Her ad for the new clothing line, L.A.M.B. Pretty Plus.



Jamie Pressley: See what happens when you miss your botox?



Brooke Burke: Kids ruin everything.



Brad Pitt: On his way to audition for The Hank Williams, Jr. Story.



Brad Pitt: A nose is worth a million bucks. Brad tried on Barry Manilow's, but quickly returned it.



Jessica Simpson: Your mom called. She wants her jeans back.



Teri Hatcher: You might want the body of a 13-year-old, but that doesn't mean you should dress like one.



Charlize Theron: Little-known secret: Her only preparation for "Monster" was not putting on makeup. I just bought Revlon stock.



Starring Kelly Osbourne as Gothy the Tormented Klown-Grrrl. It's makeup, Kelly, not watercolor paint.



Britney Spears: Looking so much better now that her hair is growing back in.



Eddie Van Halen: ARRRRRRRUUUUKKKKKKK!!!! I AM PTERODACTYL MAN! FEAR ME!

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