Most of these have been around for a while but watch them again, bitches!
Journey - Five guys and not one of them questioned this concept?
Tommy Seebach Band - They are Danes. That's all you need to know.
Dr. Hook - Baby needs to make her blue jeans run like hell from these two dudes on their way to "Midnight Cowboy" auditions.
David Hasselhoff - "Want some candy, little girls?"
David Hasselhoff, even worse - I bet there was a lot of high-fiving in the edit session when this loaf was done.
Lionel Richie - Lionel and his Fro-mullet stalk a blind woman -- baby steps, I guess -- but she gets him back in the end via bad sculpture. PWN3D! That's what he gets for singing, "Is it me you're looking for?" to a blind woman.
Unnamed band - A dog peeing on another dog's poop.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
In response to thousands of requests for the names of the songs linked on Sunday's page....
The Producers - "What's He Got?" (The Producers, 1981)
Steve Forbert - "Romeo's Tune" (Jackrabbit Slim, 1979)
General Public - "Tenderness"(All The Rage, 1984)
Everything But The Girl - "Apron Strings" ("She's Having A Baby" movie soundtrack, 1988)
Squeeze - "Another Nail From My Heart" (Argybargy, 1980)
Marshall Crenshaw - "Whenever You're On My Mind" (Field Day, 1983)
Trio - "Da Da Da ich lieb dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha aha aha" ("Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha") (Trio, 1980)
World Party - "Ship of Fools" (Private Revolution, 1986)
Haircut 100 - "Love Plus One" (Pelican West, 1982)
The Church - "Under The Milky Way Tonight" (Starfish, 1988)
Guadalcanal Diary - "Watusi Rodeo" (Walking In The Shadow Of The Big Man, 1984)
The English Beat- "Save It For Later" (Special Beat Service, 1982)