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Friday, April 13, 2007
"Asian shemales playing" - As tempting as this is, I'm going to pass.
"Give your wife something to work with" - Good idea. She really wants a miter saw. Seriously.
"Claim your Olive Garden gift card NOW" - hold me back!
"Coed in glasses gets f*cked while riding on top of c*ck" - From the Department of Redundancy Department
"You are very beautiful, carymc!" - Finally! Someone sees it.
"Japanese gal having the blowjob" - All your base are belong to us.
"Couple poking action" - I'm seeing fireplace tools.
"Which pack of cigarettes do you prefer?" - The pack that is smoked as far away from me as possible
"Someone wants to date you" - I get this one every day, so I either have a fan club or a stalker.
"$1000 Target gift card for carymc" - Now you're talking...
"Bionic fish finder finds the fish for you" - Because the sound of a bionic fish is unmistakable.
"A pizza lover babe f*cked by two delivery man" - After she ate her pizza, of course. I mean, if she's truly a pizza lover babe and not another faker.
"3 FREE bottles of MAN XL" - Man XL = Budweiser
"Notice: 3 days 2 nights in Las Vegas is pending" - Pending your not being dead, broke or in jail after the first night.
"Rough sex for nice granny" - But Granny likes it rough.
"Carymc find an easy lay tonight" - Right. I can't even get an easy lay in my own house.
"Win a 58" HDTV from Xerox" - I bet the ink cartridges for that are sky high.