Thursday, April 12, 2007

I bet they smell like...

Continuing yesterday's theme, what I imagine these folks smell like.

Karl - ham + Aqua Velva
Neil - unflossed teeth or feta cheese (same smell)
Courtney - day-old codfish
Rosie - the livestock shed at the state fair about 10 minutes before closing
Keith - cigarettes + whiskey + mothballs
Ozzy - gin + Yorkshire pudding
Whitney - vomit + urine + White Diamonds
Benicio - garlic + clove cigarettes
Cameron - stale patchouli + flop-sweat
REM - a B.O. convention
Mini-Me - unwashed feet
Osama - dirt + camel shit
Willie - weed (he'll have to shave his beard to get rid of it)
Keanu - coffee breath + Tic Tacs that aren't working
Grimace - stale grease
Fidel - cigars + brisket
Goldie - Chanel No. 5 + a faint whiff of ass
Bob - death

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