Movies I actually paid to see and wish I hadn't. Some I walked out of (*). Brian de Palma personally owes me about $43 for his crap movies (^)
Mission to Mars^ - mission to yer-anus
Mars Attacks* - Collect call from Tim Burton, will you accept the charges?
The Thomas Crown Affair (remake)* - I was dragged
Hook - I hate, I hate, I hate this movie
Always - Audrey Hepburn's last role. Watching this turd probably finished her off.
Snake Eyes^ - aptly named
Batman & "Robbin' "
Lost in Space*
Natural Born Killers* - buttfuckathon