LOTD: Would-Be Porno Titles

Diddle-Her On The Roof
Saturday Night Beaver
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Itty Bitty Gang Bang (midget pron) (from Tom K.)
The Legend In Bagger's Pants
Schindler's Fist
On Golden Blonde
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Peeing John Malkovich
Hung Wankenstein
Glad-he-ate-her
Dirty (and) Hairy
The Wadfather