Proceed with caution. The following photos are of a frank and horrific nature, and intended for a mature audience. There is also naughty language and a mutant nipple. Viewer discretion is advised.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Knock it off, you're fuckin' scary!
The "after" photo was taken just as Kenny saw his new face in the mirror for the first time.
Posh Spice and her roto-cans. I bet Beckham can't bend those anvils.
Priscilla - the new face of Ghoul by L'Oreal
And Mickey Rourke as Mr. Potato Face
All she's missing is a wick
Word out of Hollywood - Kate's a lock for Scream IV
Farrahcuda
Why, model Shaune Bagwell, why?
The strange case of Vivica Fox's mutant breast. Tape or implant gone south? You decide.
Pam Anderson's left nipple passed away in her sleep last night after a long battle with the scalpel
In another ironic bit of casting, Julie "Catwoman" Newmar will portray The Joker in the upcoming Batman Continues.
How many lifts can one man have
Before you still call him a man?
The answer, my friends
Is on Bruce Jenner's chin
Beneath his drawn botox'd cadaver skin
Not if she were the last woman on the planet
Once upon a time there was a pretty soap opera actress named Hunter Tylo who was so kind, she said to herself, "You know, self, you're just too pretty. It's not fair to everyone else. You need to be less pretty." So, she went to see the Evil Discount Plastic Surgeon and told him to make her ugly. And he did. The end.
The Human Skin Graft
The Cat Lady
Two more, suggested by Amy H.
I don't want what she's having
The tattoo is meant to be a distraction
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I think the spaceships have landed, taken the originals, and these are the "pod people" who have been left in their place.
It's times like these, I don't think I'm doing too badly.-Confusia
Some of those are just downright nasty!! What kinds of mirrors are these folks using..funhouse?
I wish there was a Romper Room magic mirror we could use to see what they would have looked like if they hadn't had all that surgery as they matured. I'd be willing to bet they'd all look way better without it!
What were they thinking??
Hunter Tylo used to be so pretty. Why do women think they have to have such thick lips??
I swear I didn't even read this before I wrote my Mickey Rourke nonsense. Hunter Tylo is so tragic it hurts to look at her.
I agree with ginni dee. Thick lips are scary. I will always be happy with my thin, natural lips.
Why must these people insist on becoming a cautionary tale? It's so depressing.
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